| Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date
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| But a year to make love she wanted you to wait
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| Let me tell ya a story of my situation
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| I was talkin' to this girl from the U.S. nation
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| The way that I met her was on tour at a concert
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| She had long hair and a short miniskirt
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| I just got onstage drippin', pourin' with sweat
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| I was walkin' through the crowd and guess who I met
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| I whispered in her ear, «Come to the picture booth
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| So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof»
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| I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah
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| She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra
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| I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused
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| I said, «How do you like the show?»
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| she said, «I was very amused»
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| I started throwin' bass, she started throwin' back mid-range
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| But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange
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| Then when I asked, «Do ya have a man,"she tried to pretend
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| She said, «No I don’t, I only have a friend»
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| Come on, I’m not even goin' for it
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| This is what I’m goin' sing
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| You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
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| And you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
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| You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
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| But you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
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| You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
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| But you say he’s just a friend
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| So I took blah-blah's word for it at this time
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| I thought just havin' a friend couldn’t be no crime
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| 'Cause I have friends and that’s a fact
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| Like Agnes, Agatha, Germaine, and Jacq
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| Forget about that, let’s go into the story
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| About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me
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| So we started talkin', getttin' familiar
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| Spendin' a lot of time so we can build
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| A relationship or some understanding
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| Of how it’s gonna be in the future we was plannin'
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| Everything sounded so dandy and sweet
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| I had no idea I was in for a treat
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| After this was established, everything was cool
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| The tour was over and she went back to school
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| I called every day to see how she was doin'
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| Everytime that I called her it seemed somethin' was doin'
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| I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again
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| I said, «Yo, who was that?""Oh, he’s just a friend»
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| Don’t gimme that, don’t even gimme that
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| Jus' bust this
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| You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
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| And you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
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| You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
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| But you say he’s just a friend, oh baby
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| You, you got what I need but you say he’s just a friend
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| But you say he’s just a friend
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| So I came to her college on a surprise visit
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| To see my girl that was so exquisite
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| It was a school day, I knew she was there
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| The first semester of the school year
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| I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm
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| This guy made me fill out a visitor’s form
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| He told me where it was and I as on my way
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| To see my baby doll, I was happy to say
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| I arrrived in front of the dormitory
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| Yo, could you tell me where is door three?
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| They showed me where it was for the moment
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| I didn’t know I was in for such an event
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| So I came to her room and opened the door
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| Oh, snap! |
| Guess what I saw?
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| A fella tongue-kissin' my girl in the mouth,
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| I was so in shock my heart went down south
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| So please listen to the message that I say
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| Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend |