Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Bad Day, artist - Biz Markie. Date of issue: 15.08.2004
Song language: English
Bad Day |
| Ah. |
| Man, why did it have to happen to me? |
| Man, what did I do to get this? |
| What’d I do to deserve this? |
| Check it out |
| I woke up in the morning with my hand on my head |
| Not knowin this would be one day that I’d dread |
| I prayed the night before, for a let-me-live |
| The way this day turned out wasn’t my prerogative |
| I went to the kitchen to get some cereal smooth as silk |
| But when I looked in the ice box, there wasn’t no milk |
| Well I don’t need no breakfast, I’m too fat anyway |
| I just grab a cup of juice and be on my way |
| So I got my car keys, on route to my job |
| I walked out, my windows broken and my car got robbed |
| They took my radio and my favorite cassette |
| What a way to start the day, aww — what’s next? |
| I get to the office, my boss starts to scream |
| It was really unbelievable, like a bad dream |
| He kept talkin all this blahse blahse |
| And looked at me and said, What you have to say? |
| I’m havin a bad day |
| Things ain’t goin my way |
| I’m havin a bad day |
| Today, today |
| Here’s somethin else that happened to me In the middle of this day that’s bein deep |
| To begin this era of grief and aggravation |
| I was parked by a meter and still got a citation |
| Took the ticket off my window, got in my car alright |
| A cop pulled behind me at a red light |
| Your licence, registration and insurance card |
| I was buggin out cause it was really hard |
| I didn’t do nothin, asked, Why’d you pull me over? |
| You never saw a young man drive a Range Rover? |
| He let me go and said, Don’t do it again — Why, |
| I said, thank you officer, you been a nice guy |
| So I stopped at the store to get somethin to drink |
| Guess what happened to me before I could blink |
| They had my truck in the air, just about to be towed |
| For $ 700 in tickets I owed |
| After all that I could finally go home |
| And rest my feet and get on the telephone |
| I had a unbelievable time in the city |
| I shoulda be down with the (?) committee |
| I tried to cook some dinner but it came out burnt |
| The fire was too hot, I just had learned |
| So freak it, I’ll go to a restaurant |
| I brought a girl with me, asked, What do you want? |
| Shrimp and lobster, two bottles of Aliz |
| I looked at her and said, Hey hey hey! |
| She ate all the food and drank all of the liquor |
| I better bring her home so I can stick her |
| So I got her to my house as fast as I can |
| This is like takin candy out of a baby’s hand |
| But when I got her to my room, without no doubt |
| She was so intoxicated that she passed out |