Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Army, artist - Ben Folds. Date of issue: 10.05.2009
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Army |
| Well I thought about the army |
| Dad said, son you’re fucking high |
| And I thought, yeah there’s a first for everything |
| So I took my old man’s advice |
| Three sad semesters |
| It was only fifteeen grand spent in bed |
| I thought about the army |
| I dropped out and joined a band instead |
| Grew a moustache and a mullet |
| Got a job at Chick-Fil-A |
| Citing artistic differences |
| The band broke up in May |
| And in June reformed without me |
| And they’d got a different name |
| I nuked another grandma’s apple pie |
| And hung my head in shame |
| Oh no |
| I’ve been thinking a lot today |
| I’ve been thinking a lot today |
| Whoa, I think I’ll write a screenplay |
| Whoa, I think I’ll take it to LA |
| Whoa, I think I’ll get it done yesterday |
| Aw, shit |
| In this time of introspection |
| On the eve of my election |
| I say to my reflection |
| God, please spare me more rejection |
| 'Cause my peers they criticize me |
| And my ex-wives all despise me |
| Try to put it all behind me |
| But my redneck past is nipping at my heels |
| I’ve been thinking a lot today |
| I’ve been thinking a lot today |
| I’ve been thinking a lot today |
| I thought about your mommy… |