Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Levi Johnston's Blues, artist - Ben Folds.
Date of issue: 23.09.2010
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Levi Johnston's Blues |
Woke up this morning, what do I see? |
Three thousand cameras pointed at me |
Dude says, «You Levi?» |
I’m like, «Yes, that’s me sir.» |
«Well, you just knocked up the VP nominee’s daughter.» |
So I tell him, «No, you got it wrong, mister |
«Already got a girl, and her name is Bristol.» |
And they all laugh and say, «Where you been, sonny? |
«Your mother-in-law's a heartbeat from the presidency.» |
And I say, «Mother-in-law? |
No -- we ain’t getting married!» |
They say, «Soon you will, boy; |
she just announced it.» |
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl’s home |
Gonna lay down the law |
And tell her what’s going on: |
I’m a fucking redneck |
I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing |
And kill some moose |
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling, I guess |
You fuck with me and I kick your ass |
So we talk and it turns out we don’t believe in abortion |
And sex outside marriage is against our religion |
And when I try to tell 'em I’m eighteen years old |
They say, «Levi, it’s too late |
«You gotta do as you’re told.» |
So I say, «Mother-in-law? |
No -- we ain’t getting married!» |
They say, «Soon you will, boy; |
she just announced it.» |
I get on my dirt bike and ride to my girl’s home |
Gonna lay down the law |
And tell her what’s going on: |
I’m a fucking redneck |
I live to hang out with the boys, play some hockey, do some fishing |
And kill some moose |
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess |
You fuck with me and I kick your ass |
I’m a fucking redneck |
I live to hang out with the boys, get on my snowboard, do some fishing |
And kill some moose |
I like to shoot the shit, do some chilling I guess |
You fuck with me and I kick your ass |
I like to shoot the shit, do some chillin' I guess |
… Kill some moose |