
Date of issue: 14.08.2008
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
You Can Call Me Beef |
Get your headphones, you’re in for a treat |
Loop it all night. |
Ya got this track on repeat |
From the northwest, but I’m bring the heat |
You can call me Beef |
Tbyte hits you all with the spirit |
Beefy hits the rest with the lyrics |
Wrapped around nothing specific |
I’m not great dude, I’m terrific |
Yo I’ve been here before |
In the 509 I’m causing war |
In the 206 I hit the blitz |
Like Lofa Tatupu was in the mix |
Straight nerdcore rap machine |
Running shit like Commander Keen |
Call me up if your eighteen |
Yo I’m only mean without caffeine |
So when I get my fix |
I’ll send yall to the river styx |
Tell Charon I said hi |
Ladies, Beefy’s in short supply |
So get him while you can |
Boyfriend? |
Baby leave that man |
Shouldn’t be a hard decision |
You’re the Witch and I’m the Vision |
Now we can figure out |
All the silly things we’ll joke about |
I’ve got skill and I’ve got power |
And badass like MC Router |
Beefy’s got a killer flow |
Tell me something I don’t know |
Router’s known to pop the glock |
While Beefy’s playing Bioshock |
Welcome to the circus of value and I can tell you right now |
That if I got me my plasmids I’ll take you out with a BLAOOOW! |
Beefy makes your brain explode |
Unbeatable like Battletoads |
Empty out that Tattoo bottle |
Then adventure like Full Throttle |
Sour like lemonade |
Just need two coins for the arcade |
Then spend all day on MvC |
The sequel, homeslice, naturally |
I don’t know what I found |
But I know I hold it down |
Nerdcore might be what ya call it |
Can’t get enough like an alcoholic |
I hear them cry and plea |
I can’t stop singing Play With Me |
And Table Top’s stuck in my head |
We love Beefy from A to Zed |
What can I say |
With just one hook I’ll make your day |
Just one verse I can make your year |
Like Killface I’ll destroy your ear |
Not with teeth just with my sound |
My magic here is world renowned |
And with every site I visit |
I make each domain so exquisite |
Other rappers whisper curses |
But still begging me for verses |
All powerful like Zeus |
Like Zander Crews dude I yell Boosh |
Ladies like feel on my wuubs |
And giggle while we’re watching Scrubs |
I’m a spaz just like JD |
And narcotic too like Dr. Reed |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Olly Olly Oxen Free | 2008 |
Play With Me | 2008 |
Ball Pit | 2008 |
Table Top | 2008 |
Sidekick | 2010 |
Feature Creep | 2010 |
Uncanny ft. MC Lars | 2010 |
Disconnect ft. YTCracker, The Former Fat Boys | 2008 |
Minimum Wage Slave | 2008 |
Turn Your Radio Off | 2008 |
Hear Me Roar | 2014 |
Child's Play ft. Beefy | 2016 |
Other People's Property ft. YTCracker, K.Flay, Beefy | 2008 |
1337ology ft. MC Router | 2008 |
Story Time | 2008 |
Dork Date | 2008 |
Revenge of the Nerds II ft. MC Lars, MC Frontalot, Beefy | 2020 |
Cait Sith ft. Beefy, GameChops | 2021 |
One Too Many Fridges ft. Beefy | 2018 |
Different Language | 2010 |