Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Table Top, artist - BeefyDate of issue: 14.08.2008
Song language: English
Table Top |
| Saturday night I’m bringing skills here at the table top |
| So much better at Monopoly than at nerdcore hip-hop |
| I won at Tongiaki, Uno, and Settlers of Catan |
| Hand me a twenty sided die and I’ll show you who is the man |
| Back up with a soda pop |
| Rolling doubles all night and I’m feeling hot |
| See that I’m getting outta jail free |
| Hitting duce 5s yo that’s my free parking |
| Feeling pretty dopehat know I’m winning all these games tonight |
| Collect 20 bucks from everybody who’s feeling good alright |
| Clean up the board and money while my buddy lifts the GM Screen |
| I got my D, my handbook, and my trusty character sheet |
| My warrior is known to do 8 plus 1 with his fists |
| Turning orcs into clouds of blood wishing they didn’t exist |
| I receive all my XP then we proceed to some games of Munchkin |
| Think I’m getting all the good treasure? |
| That’s a great assumption |
| Back down with the power glove |
| For once we’re gonna show this table love |
| Turn the TV off and grab some dice |
| This is how we roll mo-fo on nerd night |
| Nobody’s trading with Beefy when we play SOC |
| I tell em that I’ve got wood for sheep, they just make faces at me |
| We play some Ninja Burger my card says I do a backflip |
| 3am but I don’t care my friend yo it’s time for conflict |
| Never been a fan of Scrabble |
| Words or birds or psychobabble |
| We need three days for some RISK |
| Trapped in Ukraine I slash wrists |
| But I sit back I don’t get pissed |
| I’ll win cause I’m an optimist |
| Game of Life? |
| Don’t waste my time |
| I’d rather go back home and rhyme |
| I came here for games and friends |
| I wipe the smudge up off my lens |
| Then I stand up on my seat |
| Dispense this knowledge I decree |
| That nerd night is the greatest thing to happen to all of our lives |