| I’d like to be with you, it’s like the only thing I think about
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| But nerds like me we don’t get ladies yeah we always go without
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| I was playing Smash Brothers when it was prom night
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| The last girl I saw was Chinese, she beat me in a street fight
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| I know I seem standoffish, it appears like I don’t like ya
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| When all I really wanna do is just Excite ya like a Biker (a)
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| Wish this was an RPG, I’d change the way I am
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| You’re a perfect 10 and I know exactly where I stand
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| Spending hours on a Gamecube, rather be with you
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| If I’m Weapon X, rejection is my Sabertooth
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| Basically to me you are a wish still unfulfilled
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| I’m fragile like a tiny Mario against a Bullet Bill
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| So I really must refrain, causing hearing No would cause me pain
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| And to hear me stammer stutter must be driving you insane
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| Beautiful, intelligent, the woman that I dream about
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| Scared that if I told ya you would grab my heart and rip it out
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| Met you at a lan party in my buddy’s garage
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| Yo I was feeling quite large, the opposite of in charge
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| Social butterfly until a pretty stranger walks by |
| Asking me if you needed a CD-Key for Farcry
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| I started making noises like
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| Ya giggled, winked, and waved, and said what’s up it’s nice to meet ya
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| Frankly to be honest you seemed rather out of place
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| Pretty much the hottest girly that will go up on my MySpace
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| Looking back I probably should have asked you out right on the spot
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| But I was regulating heavily on Quake and couldn’t stop
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| Well at least that’s my excuse
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| Rather produce a noose and get loose off this boozed up juice
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| Than deal with another lady telling me that I’m not good enough
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| If love is just a battlefield I’m happy never suitin' up
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| But I can’t resist
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| Plotting and pondering with those lips, all the ways you kiss
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| I think I’m starting to get a better lay of the land
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| You seem to date a lot of assholes, I can be a better man so
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| I gotta be true, I see me being with you
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| To get your hand in my hand what does Beefy gotta do?
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| Seem to see your face like all of the time
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| Just like Tyler Durden can’t get you out of my mind
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| So I… some how some way |
| Gotta believe that you think of me the very same way
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| And if that’s true how 'bout me and you hook up on a rendezvous
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| And I can take you for a ride just like Marvel vs. Capcom 2
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| Might leave me broken like a crack in a disk
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| But I’m awesome and you’re worth it so I’m taking that risk
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| So come over to my spot so maybe we can play games
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| Ya make me feel like Johnny Storm, like I could burst into flames
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| I’d give ya foot and back rubs every night before you sleep
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| So just keep that in mind every time you’re thinking of Beef
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| Game On! |