Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Feature Creep, artist - BeefyDate of issue: 25.06.2010
Song language: English
Feature Creep |
| Lemme start off with you look so fine |
| In my car, hit the mall about a quarter past nine |
| Don’t fret babe, you’ll get to the flick |
| They’re still playing previews, ain’t even dim the lights yet |
| Which is key for the plans that I got cooking |
| Locate me in the back make sure that nobody is looking |
| Then I pull out the pocket knife and I cut a little hole |
| In the popcorn bowl, let’s see how’s this gonna go |
| I know we’ve only known each other for an hour |
| But I think that I love you so I’m gonna skip the flower and |
| Move on to the main damn course |
| Get her hand to the source like I’m using the force |
| She just got a little more than see expected |
| A giggle and a smile on her face what I’ve detected |
| Arc to her eyebrow, she asks «is that it» |
| I’ve got butter flavored shame and the girl she splits |
| You can call me the feature, creep |
| Be aware when you take your, seat |
| That I think I have the right to commentary |
| Saying everything I think to anybody that can hear me |
| You can call me the feature, creep |
| Blind you every single time I tweet |
| First date is a perfect time for third base |
| Asshole for sure, I treat the theatre like my place |
| I rest my feet upon the seat in which you occupy |
| You ask polite for me to stop I whisper «yo hope you die» |
| But whatever I got candy to distract me |
| Hear the crinkle and the crackle of plastic drive you batty |
| Don’t get too attached to the star of this flick |
| He won’t make it to the end cause the bad guy’s the chick |
| Oh I’m sorry, am I the only one with internets |
| Searching the synopsis checking if there were some scenes with sex |
| Hey don’t leave, your gonna miss the best scene |
| Cause that man’s a machine and it’s all on my Twitter feed |
| As you can see I’m the kinda guy to at reply |
| Now quiet in the front, there’s bout to be a shocking suicide |
| Oh my god, I bet you didn’t see that coming |
| First time that I’d seen it yo my heart was hella pumping |
| Heading for the climax, I can disregard your disrespect |
| The movie’s almost over so who wants to hit up Denny’s next |
| You can call me the feature, creep |
| Be aware when you take your, seat |
| That I think I have the right to commentary |
| Saying everything I think to that can hear me |
| You can call me the feature, creep |
| Blind you every single time I tweet |
| First date is a perfect time for third base |
| Asshole for sure, I treat the theatre like my place |