| Not a playa but I’m cool as a blizzard
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| And I saw you at the Barnes & Noble with the newest Wizard
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| Sitting by yourself, thought you might need some company
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| Said hello my name is Beefy, internet celebrity
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| You might know me from the interwuubs but then I doubt it
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| But what’s your name? |
| Whatcha do? |
| Tell me all about it
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| And it’s not like me to be forward and step up
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| But I was thinking maybe later you could join me for lunch
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| And we’ll discuss Spidey 3 and the death of Cap America
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| Oh, you like my hair? |
| I got a stylist named Erica
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| And I get a great rate yo cause she’s my mother’s sister
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| She’d love you in a second you should really come and meet her
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| Ignore the voice in your head, just listen to Beef
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| A silly night of adventure and it’s all on me
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| So here’s my cell, gimme a call when you’re done with school
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| Oh and you don’t have a boyfriend right? |
| Aiight, cool
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| Hey girl let me take you on a dork date
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| We’ll hit the comic shop baby and it’ll be great
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| Making you feel good is my goal
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| Having so much fun I don’t wanna go home, no |
| Hey baby lemme take you on a dork date
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| Ya never know, I just might end up your soul mate
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| Smile on your face is the top of my plans
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| My chubby cheeks lightin' up every time we hold hands
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| So if ya like I’d like to take ya to my spot
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| China Cafe, know they got almond chicken on lock
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| Was gonna take ya to a movie cause deep down it is my hobby
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| But we got sidetracked playing Street Fighter up in the lobby
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| Grabbed ya by the hand and asked «Ya wanna go to comiccon?»
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| We can meet Brian K Vaughan and get our cosplay on
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| mc chris has a show tonight
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| Maybe the kids in attendance can confirm that I’m outta sight
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| But I’m hoping you can see that for yourself by now
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| Cause you make me say wow, you should take a bow
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| Cause in my heart it seems you’re gonna be a resident
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| Owning all control, got more power than the president
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| I really love your hair and the way your eyes are blazing
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| Ya ask if you’re becomin my new wonderfulamazing
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| And I don’t know how to answer that, got red on my face
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| Cause now it’s 1am and now we’re going over to my place, hey! |
| And I’m feeling it. |
| Do ya feel too?
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| We’re on my bed, watching BSG, just me and you
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| And I’m thinking of all the things I’d like to do with you
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| Yo I get all excited when ya say that you like View Askew
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| And you like the posters covering the plaster
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| I try to take it slow and avoid a disaster
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| But I can’t help that my heart just keeps on beating faster and faster
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| I’m feeling harder than the later levels of Blaster Master
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| You look me in eyes and gimme a little wiggle
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| Ya say you like my smile I say I like the way you giggle
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| And then I feel your lips on mine
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| Hope the night don’t end. |
| Hope the sun don’t shine
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| Heart starts to skip while I grab your hip
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| She pull up on my hair so I bite on her bottom lip
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| Love to tell ya more but deep down I’m a gentleman
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| I gotta clean the room because she’s coming over late again |