Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song These are Not My Children, artist - Barry Louis Polisar. Album song A Little Different, in the genre Детская музыка со всего мира
Date of issue: 31.12.1998
Record label: Rainbow Morning
Song language: English
These are Not My Children |
They think it is so funny when they flatten my new hat. |
They think they are so clever when they try to dress the cat. |
They hide my car keys and my shoes. |
They kick and scream and fuss. |
And when do their homework, they leave it on the bus. |
But these are not my children; |
My kids are polite |
I think someone switched them |
In the middle of the night |
My kids never leave their clothes in piles on the floor |
And when they use the bathroom, they always close the door. |
My kids are so well behaved; |
they never ever fight |
They’re patient and obedient and are extremely bright |
My kids listen when I speak, they follow every rule |
My kids do not yell at me, they’re never late for school |
My kids don’t drop cookie crumbs when they eat a snack |
My kids wear clean underwear; |
my kids don’t talk back |