| Two heads are better than one they say
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| And just when we thought we were done
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| We knew a good thing when we saw one so We had another one.
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| Trouble is double when you’ve got two
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| But toruble has yet to find me.
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| Noah knew, it’s better with two…
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| Besides, we could have had three!
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| Trouble… what trouble?
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| One just swallowed a safety pin
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| That she found lying on the floor.
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| One dumped over the plant stand,
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| One caught his hand in the back porch door.
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| One fell into the toilet,
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| One fell out of the car,
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| One climbed into the dryer,
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| One threw-up on my guitar.
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| Trouble… what trouble?
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| One will grab the telephone cord
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| While the other one goes for the trash.
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| One just fell of the kitchen table,
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| The other’s got diaper rash.
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| One just tripped and fell down the stairs,
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| The other got bit by the dog.
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| One’s been crying since yesterday.
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| One peed on the Sears catalog.
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| Trouble… what trouble?
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| One threw his oatmeal onto the wall.
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| One smeared it into his hair.
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| One is teething on my leg.
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| The other’s teething on our antique chair.
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| One dismantled the playpen.
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| One’s working on the bassinet.
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| One ate a plate of plastic fruit
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| And they’re not even walking yet.
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| Trouble… what trouble? |