Lyrics I Don't Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair - Barry Louis Polisar

I Don't Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair

I don’t brush my teeth;
I never comb my hair
I wear the same socks everyday and I don’t care
I never have to clean my room.
I never change my shirt
I like my pants the way they are;
ripped and caked with dirt
I wash my hands on Sunday.
Monday I change my clothes
There’s lint stuck in my belly button and dirt in between my toes
I ride the bus to school each day, everyone makes room for me I like to shower twice a year to help me socially
My teacher never calls on me, she’s so afraid she’l faint
She says my grammars good enough, but I’m almost sure it ain’t
Take a whiff if you want to;
come close if you dare
But I don’t brush my teeth and I never comb my hair