Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Don't Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair , by - Barry Louis Polisar. Song from the album A Little Different, in the genre Детская музыка со всего мираI Don't Brush My Teeth and I Never Comb My Hair |
| I don’t brush my teeth; |
| I never comb my hair |
| I wear the same socks everyday and I don’t care |
| I never have to clean my room. |
| I never change my shirt |
| I like my pants the way they are; |
| ripped and caked with dirt |
| I wash my hands on Sunday. |
| Monday I change my clothes |
| There’s lint stuck in my belly button and dirt in between my toes |
| I ride the bus to school each day, everyone makes room for me I like to shower twice a year to help me socially |
| My teacher never calls on me, she’s so afraid she’l faint |
| She says my grammars good enough, but I’m almost sure it ain’t |
| Take a whiff if you want to; |
| come close if you dare |
| But I don’t brush my teeth and I never comb my hair |
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