| I had a friend named Jake, he was a happy kid,
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| Everyone thought he was crazy though for doing what he did,
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| 'Cause Jake he liked to travel, he loved to walk around,
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| But Jake didn’t like convention, so he walked upside-down.
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| He got around okay I guess, though he walked kind of slow,
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| When he’d see me coming, he’d just wave his toe.
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| At school it was a problem; |
| he never would stay put,
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| When other kids raised their hands, Jake would raise his foot.
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| Now Jake he had an uncle who had a Ph. D.
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| He said, «this boy is crazy--as crazy as can be.»
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| But you know that Jake was happy and as crazy as this sounds,
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| He’d always say the normal way was upside-down.
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| Jake was always friendly and he didn’t like to see folks frown;
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| He’d say, «An angry face is a smile when you’re standing upside-down.»
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| They took him to a doctor, they gave him lots of tests.
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| They asked him lots of questions and would not let him rest.
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| He finally agreed to change and got up from his seat.
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| Then he quickly flipped right up and landed on his feet.
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| His mother clapped, his father smiled, the doctor jumped for joy,
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| And Grandma started crying saying, «That's my boy.»
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| Jake indeed had come around--he finally had been cured.
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| «The best success that I’ve had yet,"the Doctor assured.
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| But then something happened when he saw things right-side up.
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| And in about two hours, Jake had had enough;
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| Everywhere people frowned and growled; |
| it was hard to find a friend.
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| So Jake he did a turnabout and was upside down again.
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| He likes things much better that way, though its hard to get around,
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| But an angry face is still a smile when you’re standing upside-down.
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| Now Jake might be different and it might be a mistake,
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| But I’d have to say the only one I know who’s right-side up is Jake.
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| And now that he is happy again, as crazy as it sounds,
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| I’d have to say that the normal way is upside-down |