| Jeg snyder lige så snart jeg kan komme til
| I cheat as soon as I can get to
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| I skat i skolen i banken i bussen og i spil
| In tax at school in the bank on the bus and in games
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| Og lyver selvfølgelig, hvorfor fanden sku' jeg ik' gøre det
| And of course lying, why the hell didn't I?
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| Er freestyle-rapper, så det' mest om min pikstørrelse
| Am a freestyle rapper, so it's mostly about my dick size
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| Men, nogle af dem, man snyder kommer igen
| But, some of those cheated come back
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| Det virker slemt, men hvis man har talent, kan man nemt
| It seems bad, but if you have talent, you can easily
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| Vende situationen til en chance
| Turn the situation into an opportunity
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| For at snyde de ignorante fuck-hoveder en gang til
| To fool the ignorant fuckheads one more time
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| Husk den gyldne regel: slip alle af dig
| Remember the golden rule: get everyone off of you
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| Og lad ikke politi eller Gud — men fanden tag dig
| And don't let the police or God — but the hell take you
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| Man kan altid lige hustle sig en halvtredser
| You can always just hustle a fifty
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| Hvad sku' der dog være galt med det hvis alle nasser
| But what's wrong with it if everyone's wet
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| Hva' så så' vi på vejen igen, løber fra regningen
| What' so we saw on the road again, running from the bill
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| Køber nogle Heiniken men ikke for vores egne penge
| Buy some Heiniken but not with our own money
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| Princippet er, at der ingen principper er
| The principle is that there are no principles
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| Der' kun beskidte kneb og alle de ting de indebærer
| There's only dirty tricks and all the things they entail
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| Hold på hat og briller, pat og baller
| Hold on to your hat and glasses, pat and balls
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| Hva' så skatter, lad mig lige få lov
| What's up darling, just let me have it
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| At tag' det af det
| To take it from it
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| Alt tæller, alt gælder når vi anvender de beskidte kneb
| Everything counts, everything counts when we use the dirty tricks
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| Hold på hat og briller, pat og baller
| Hold on to your hat and glasses, pat and balls
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| Hva så skatter, lad mig lige få lov
| What the fuck, let me have it
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| At tag' det af det | To take it from it |
| Alt tæller, alt gælder når vi anvender de beskidte kneb
| Everything counts, everything counts when we use the dirty tricks
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| Jeg gør hvad det passer mig, født som en fupmager
| I do what suits me, born a fraudster
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| Pakker din biks, napper dit slips med et snuptag og
| Packs your bix, grabs your tie with a snap and
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| Jeg bestemmer hvad du kan undvære
| I decide what you can do without
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| Du ser mig rippe dig fra det du har, det' aldrig slået fejl før
| You see me rip you from what you've got, it's never failed before
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| Hvorfor betale når man kan liste ind ad bagdørren
| Why pay when you can slip in through the back door
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| Jeg stikker næbet ned i alt som en havørn
| I stick my beak into everything like a sea eagle
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| Yo, babes i min store seng
| Yo, babes in my big bed
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| Efter jeg har løjet, lallet rundt og givet drinks med matador-penge
| After I lied, fooled around and gave drinks with matador money
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| Pas på alle de kort du har
| Take care of all the cards you have
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| Går i lommen på dig det kan jeg ik' bortforklare, ohh
| Goes in your pocket, I can't explain it, ohh
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| Lad være at tro at du kan gemme bag i badekåben
| Don't think you can hide behind the bathrobe
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| Af med låsen og fem frækkerter i i kagedåsen
| Off with the lock and five brats in the cookie tin
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| Fat i skuffen — alle ting med værdi
| Grab the drawer — all things of value
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| Fuck hvilket fedtefad jeg får fingrene i
| Fuck what a fat dish I get my hands on
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| Jeg' en svindler fordi du ik' ka' hindre mig i
| I'm a fraud because you can't stop me
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| At gøre hvad det passer mig, Mund de Carlo og Balthasar
| To do as I please, Mund de Carlo and Balthasar
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| Hold på hat og briller, pat og baller
| Hold on to your hat and glasses, pat and balls
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| Hva' så skatter, lad mig lige få lov
| What's up darling, just let me have it
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| At tag' det af det
| To take it from it
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| Alt tæller, alt gælder når vi anvender de beskidte kneb
| Everything counts, everything counts when we use the dirty tricks
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| Hold på hat og briller, pat og baller
| Hold on to your hat and glasses, pat and balls
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| Hva så skatter, lad mig lige få lov | What the fuck, let me have it |
| At tag' det af det
| To take it from it
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| Alt tæller, alt gælder når vi anvender de beskidte kneb
| Everything counts, everything counts when we use the dirty tricks
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| Du' et produkt i min' øjne
| You're a product in my eyes
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| Så jeg stjæler dig og sælger dig og får penge for dig som hælervarer
| So I steal you and sell you and get money for you as heels
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| Vælger bare at spæne fra
| Just choosing to unplug
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| En mand der, ikke fatter at jeg lige har snuppet alle hans kontanter
| A man there, not realizing that I just grabbed all his cash
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| Jeg har hans bulgur i vommen, hans guldur i lommen
| I have his bulgur in my stomach, his gold watch in my pocket
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| Og rygsækken fuld af diamanter
| And the backpack full of diamonds
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| Problemet er at han er panser
| The problem is that he is armored
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| Men tænker ik' over problemerne der nu burde komme
| But I don't think about the problems that should come
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| Yo, skulle man ik', skulle man ik', stik'
| Yo, should you ik', should you ik', stick'
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| Af fra en taxa hvis man ku slip' med det
| From a taxi if you can't get away with it
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| Og burde man ik', kunne man ik' slå klik
| And if you shouldn't, you couldn't click
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| Og true penge ud af folk bare for glæden ved det
| And threaten money out of people just for the joy of it
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| Du fatter det ik', vi bruger beskidte kneb
| You don't get it, we use dirty tricks
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| Grabber dit shit, uden at blive set
| Grabbing your shit without being seen
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| Pas på din' ting, rapper som ingen andre, behandler dig skidt
| Take care of your stuff, rap like no one else, treat you bad
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| Dit kan hurtigt blive mit, vi ka' ik' holde nalderne væk
| Yours can quickly become mine, we can't keep the nalders away
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| Hold på hat og briller, pat og baller
| Hold on to your hat and glasses, pat and balls
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| Hva' så skatter, lad mig lige få lov
| What's up darling, just let me have it
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| At tag' det af det
| To take it from it
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| Alt tæller, alt gælder når vi anvender de beskidte kneb
| Everything counts, everything counts when we use the dirty tricks
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| Hold på hat og briller, pat og baller
| Hold on to your hat and glasses, pat and balls
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| Hva så skatter, lad mig lige få lov | What the fuck, let me have it |