Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Beast of Pirate’s Bay, artist - Aurelio Voltaire.
Date of issue: 29.11.2010
Song language: English
The Beast of Pirate’s Bay |
Gather weary travelers, I have a tale to tell. |
It might just save yourlives but only if you listen well. |
'Cause there before the breakers and just around the way, |
there’s a sign that says, «Beware The Beast of Pirate’s Bay!» |
Some say he’s a guppy a kind threw in the sea. |
He ate so many sailors now he’s bigger than a tree. |
His teeth are sharp |
as scissors his claws, they are like knives. |
And if you think |
he’s ugly, wait 'til you see his insides! |
Oh, don’t you sail and don’t you row and certainly |
don’t you swim, 'cause if you aren’t careful you’ll end up inside of him. |
He’ll eat you up, he’ll spit you out. |
You’d |
better stay away. |
Heed the sign that says «Beware The Beast |
of Pirate’s Bay!» |
Some say he’s a serpent that came straight from hell to eat |
the souls of pirates and other ne’er-do-wells. |
Some they |
don’t believe it as for me I’ve got a hunch. |
'Cause they used |
to have some pirates here. |
But he ate them all for lunch. |
Oh, don’t you sail and don’t you row and certainly |
don’t you swim, 'cause if you aren’t careful you’ll end up inside of him. |
He’ll eat you up, he’ll spit you out. |
You’d |
better stay away. |
Heed the sign that says «Beware The Beast |
of Pirate’s Bay!» |
Well, good ol' Captain Rhubarb, he came to Pirate’s Bay. |
Seems his little Trobble had nearly got away. |
He reached into the water to grab it from the sand. |
There was |
a crunch and a scream! |
And now that scurvy Captain’s got hooks |
on both his hands! |
Oh, don’t you sail and don’t you row and certainly |
don’t you swim, 'cause if you aren’t careful you’ll end up inside of him. |
He’ll eat you up, he’ll spit you out. |
You’d |
better stay away. |
Heed the sign that says «Beware The Beast |
of Pirate’s Bay!» |
Well, Blackberry the Pirate, you know for what he’s feared. |
It’s mostly for the dark, imposing color of his beard. |
He saw |
the beast and now nobody’s scared of him because, his beard |
turned white and all agree, he looks like Santa Claus. |
Oh, don’t you sail and don’t you row and certainly |
don’t you swim, 'cause if you aren’t careful you’ll end up inside of him. |
He’ll eat you up, he’ll spit you out. |
You’d |
better stay away. |
Heed the sign that says «Beware The Beast |
of Pirate’s Bay!» |
Well, now Yulgar’s inn is empty and there’s only you and me. |
And if you care I’d like to share how this song came to be. |
So come a little closer if you really want to know. |
This very |
sad and woeful tale happened so long ago. |
Well, I was just a little boy when I went to Pirate’s Bay and |
there I saw a creature that was very much dismayed. |
With a harpoon in his dorsal fin and a hook stuck in his side, |
this mighty whale was in such pain, we both began to cry. |
I pushed and I shoved but he wouldn’t give way into the |
deeper waters off our shallow Pirate’s Bay. |
All I could do to help him was to keep people away, so I wrote a sign that |
said, «Beware The Beast of Pirate’s Bay!"And what did it say? |
Oh, don’t you sail and don’t you row and certainly don’t you |
swim, 'cause if you aren’t careful you’ll end up inside of him. |
He’ll eat you up, he’ll spit you out. |
You’d better stay |
away. |
Heed the sign that says «Beware! |
Hell I should know |
I put it there! |
Heed the sign that says, «Beware The Beast of Pirate’s Bay!» |