Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cannibal Buffet, artist - Aurelio Voltaire. Album song Ooky Spooky, in the genre Альтернатива
Date of issue: 20.07.2007
Record label: Projekt
Song language: English
Cannibal Buffet |
I was on a cruise ship out at sea, my fiancée and me |
The ship went down, everybody drowned |
And I was just glad the sea didn’t swallow me |
Oh, I was in distress, 'cause my hair was such a mess |
And so I washed up on a beach |
Nine hungry eyes were staring down at me |
I’m in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet |
I’m feeling well; |
they like me that way |
See, if you really wanna know what’s eatin' me |
It’s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary |
Oh, trouble was afoot — they were eatin' mine |
Toein' the party line |
I was startin' to feel, «these guys are heels» |
But, the truth be told, these cannibals have got sole |
Hey, numbskull, look at me, I got a bone to pick with thee |
You ain’t humerus, stop ribbin' me |
Have a spine, bone up on settin' me free |
I’m in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet |
I’m feelin' rare; |
they like me that way |
See, if you really wanna know what’s eatin' me |
It’s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary |
Missionaries came to this place |
They taught us manners |
Now we cannibals always say grace… |
(Thank you God for this weiner we’re about to eat, and the |
Sweet buns we’re about to stick it in) |
And then we eat your face! |
I’m in the middle of the Cannibal Buffet |
I’m feeling well; |
they like me that way |
See, if you really wanna know what’s eatin' me |
It’s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary |
It’s the man-eaters on the coast of Barbary |
It’s the man-eaters… on the coast of Barbary! |
(Ooh, oh, ah, oh, whoooooaa… not my peepee!) |