| I saw this chick walking down the street
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| She looked so fancy, got me off of my knees
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| I said «Would you like to partake in a show?»
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| She said «Indubitably, I’d-a love to know»
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| She said «Oh» (Oh shucks)
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| «Oh, oh, but you got to ask my father
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| And my mother»
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| I asked her mother if she would agree
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| She said «Now son, it’s alright with me»
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| She said «I don’t mind my daughter going out on dates»
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| «Just make sure you don’t keep her out too late»
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| But oh, what they don’t know
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| You got to take her sister and her little brother
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| Her sister on my left, and her brother on my right
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| I thought this might be an interesting night
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| I hope they don’t bug me so I’ll have to go
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| 'Cause I want to make some lovin' in the picture show
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| I told her mama it was alright with me
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| That tonight I’ll poppin' it out
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| Take out the whole family
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| «Ya got to take your uncle
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| And your auntie»
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| Her sister on my left, her brother on my right
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| I thought this might be an interesting night
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| I hope they don’t bug me so I’ll have to go
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| 'Cause I want to make some lovin' in the picture show
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| I told her mother it was alright with me
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| Tonight I’m poppin', I’ll take out the whole family
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| She said «Now son, there is a one thing more»
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| «There is some more of us that will have to go»
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| I said «Oh» (Oh shucks) «Oh no»
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| «Ya got to take the turtle
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| And the poodle»
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| I said «Oh» (Oh shucks) «Oh no»
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| Ya got to pick up granny
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| And grandpa
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| And Uncle Harry
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| And Aunt Bessie
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| And Aunt Marie
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| And Cousin Susie
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| And Grandpa Paul
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| And Uncle Tom
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| And Innie May
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| And Cousin Lil
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| And Cousin Bill" |