Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Whitey , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album Stan And Judy's Kid, in the genre Release date: 09.09.1999
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Whitey |
| Whitey: |
| Oh they day can’t begin |
| Till the gard lets me in |
| Then I walk for some exersise |
| In less then a snap |
| I complete my daily lap |
| Then it’s time to SOCILIZE |
| I see Raidy and Ruth |
| At the Information Booth |
| Have rigged the hearing lady |
| At Ben and Jerry’s Shake |
| Then I go to Pet Land |
| Where the manager stands |
| Has about to be the dangorous stake |
| Then I pass the tie rack |
| On my way to Radioshack |
| Where I pretent to be a Hollywood Star |
| I try to walk like John Wayne |
| While singing in the rain |
| And the Janitor laughs all the time! |
| A little bit later |
| All the flash and the painter |
| Was so high I had to close my eyes |
| Janitor: |
| He takes his 11:30 crap |
| Whitey: |
| Then go over to the Gap |
| And try clothes on for kids my size |
| You want to go to Panda Express? |
| Their spicey Chicken is the best! |
| Go to Instant Barrel for a medium drink |
| Cause their staff is really nice |
| And they only use cubed ice |
| Which is better then chushed I THINK |
| Bangle lesson nothing sees (?) |
| Look for chocolate heri-ings (?) |
| Cuz he les me take a quich cat nap |
| He says he misses his daughter |
| Puts my hand in warm water |
| And I wake up with a WET YELLOW LAP |
| Footlocker is my last stop |
| Where I have to go and shop |
| For some clean passings couples at a nice price |
| Cuz when I leave the mall |
| I 'reff' Youth League BASKETBALL |
| And to look your best… never hurts |
| But the greatest thing of all |
| If the truth be told |
| Here at the mall its never too hot or cold |
| Cuz they were smart enough to make it truckin tall |
| .At the mall, at the mall, AT THE MALL! |
| SHA-LA-LA! |