Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dancin' and Pantsin', artist - Adam Sandler. Album song What's Your Name?, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 04.09.1997
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Dancin' and Pantsin' |
| When I was a young man |
| I didn’t like to dance |
| I was shy |
| I’d stand against the wall all night |
| I’d never take a chance |
| So afraid |
| I wouldn’t get on that dance floor |
| Unless I was really drunk |
| 10 shots |
| But I found a place where the stars hang out |
| And they taught me how to funk |
| Real nasty |
| It ain’t too far away |
| It’s just on the edge of town |
| Nearby |
| But be ready when you get there |
| 'Cause these folks don’t fuck around |
| You can |
| Rub your belly with Liza Minelli |
| Covered in jelly, you’re gonna rub your belly |
| Jiggle your droopy balls with singin’Lou Rawis |
| Bounce off the walls, then jiggle them droopy balls |
| Grind your hips with the blond guy from CHIPS |
| Lick your lips |
| Stroke it clean with Martin Sheen |
| It’s fucking obscene |
| Clench your ass-cheeks tight with sexy grandma Betty White |
| You’ll see the light when your sphincter’s tight |
| If you don’t know how to move |
| Just feel the groove |
| And dance |
| Like you just shit your pants |
| Spin like a little girl |
| With cross-dressing Milton Berle |
| Just give it a whirl, pretend you’re a little girl |
| Wave that juicy weeno with legendary Al Pacino |
| Wave your weeno, even more obsceno |
| Knock back a drink with Colonel Klink |
| Piss in the sink |
| Bounce your beef with Omar Sharif |
| What a relief |
| Ring the disco bell with ice cream wizard Tommy Carvel |
| Tommy Carvel gonna make your dink swell |
| Then spew all over the room |
| With Mr. Jeffry Goldblum |
| And dance |
| Like you just shit your pants |
| Mr. Belvedere |
| Fatty Fatty |
| Finger in his own rear |
| Bernard King |
| Basketball, basketball |
| Showing off his ding-a-ling |
| Swimming Mark Spitz |
| Moustache, moustache |
| Playing with his hairy tits |
| Big Earl Weaver, Tommy Seaver |
| Both of them got the boogie fever |
| Shit your pants |
| You can |
| Do the hustle with seven-footer Billy Russell |
| Do the fucking hustle, jerking your love muscle |
| Shake your big, round ass with the ghost of Mama Cass |
| Blast from the past, the ghost of Mama Cass |
| Dry-hump the floor with Mary Tyler-Moore |
| Pump it sore |
| Squeeze your nipple like baldy Mr. Whipple |
| Drink some Ripple |
| Give it a hearty whack with TV great Victor Tayback |
| When you give it a whack, don’t hurt the nut-sack |
| So if the thought of grooving is bringing you down |
| Come to the funkiest place in town |
| The stars will show you how to move |
| And dance |
| Like you just shit your pants |