| Alright everybody, come back in, come on back in, hurry up
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| Are you ready? |
| Adam Sandler!
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| Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
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| So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah
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| Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights
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| Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
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| When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
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| Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf,
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| Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, and me!
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| Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
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| So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
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| Adam Levine wears a Jewish star
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| So does Drake and Seth Rogen
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| Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan
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| We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
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| And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?
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| We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
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| But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)
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| Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
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| Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah
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| Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew
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| But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him? |
| «Loveline"'s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)
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| Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from «Frozen»
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| David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen
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| Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
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| Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but 100 percent nutty
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| It’s cool that Santa Claus who makes Christmas so merry
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| But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry (both Jewish!)
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| From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah
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| Don’t mess with us, oh Chanukah, let’s all get along for Chanukah
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| So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah
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| If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,
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| happy, happy Chanukah |