Lyrics The Chanukah Song, Pt. 4 - Adam Sandler

The Chanukah Song, Pt. 4 - Adam Sandler
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Date of issue: 29.11.2015
Song language: English

The Chanukah Song, Pt. 4

Alright everybody, come back in, come on back in, hurry up
Are you ready?
Adam Sandler!
Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah
So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah
Chanukkah is the Festival of Lights
Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree
Here’s the fourth list of people who are Jewish, just like Jesus, Olaf,
Punky Brewster, Scott Rudin, and me!
Joseph Gordon-Levitt enjoys eating kugel
So does Stan Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, and the two guys who founded Google
Adam Levine wears a Jewish star
So does Drake and Seth Rogen
Goldberg has a gold yarmulke to match the belt he won from Hulk Hogan
We got Scarlett Johansson, talk about a Kosher crush
And if you need a higher voice to turn you on, how about Geddy Lee from Rush?
We may not have a cartoon with a reindeer that can talk
But we also don’t have polio, thanks to Dr. Jonas Salk (smart Jew!)
Put on your yarmulke, it’s time for Chanukah
Harry Potter and his magic wand-ukah, celebrate Chanukah
Jared from Subway: God dammit, a Jew
But guess who’s Jewish and can fix him?
«Loveline"'s Dr. Drew (get on it doc!)
Princess Leia cuts the challah with Queen Elsa from «Frozen»
David Beckham is the king of soccer studs and also a quarter chosen
Ron Jeremy is fully Jewish and so is his foot-long buddy
Shia LaBeouf is half a Jew but 100 percent nutty
It’s cool that Santa Claus who makes Christmas so merry
But we get two jolly fat guys: ice cream’s Ben & Jerry (both Jewish!)
From New York to Iran-ukah, get up and celebrate Chanukah
Don’t mess with us, oh Chanukah, let’s all get along for Chanukah
So drink your Jaegerbomb-ukah and smoke your medical-chron-ukah
If you really, really wan-ukah, have a happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy Chanukah

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Artist lyrics: Adam Sandler