
Date of issue: 04.09.1997
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Four Years Old |
Hey |
Why’d you wake me from my nap? |
I’m not in the mood |
To play your games |
Or sit on your lap |
You |
Where’s my Yankees drinking glass? |
I want some juice |
And I want it now |
So you better move your ass |
And feel bad for me |
'Cuz I’m just getting over a cold |
I’m four years old! |
I’m four years old! |
I’m four years old! |
Somebody better tie my shoes! |
Now |
I run down the hall |
I scream and I yell |
And I cry 'cuz I fell |
Bring the rubbing alcohol |
Outside |
I get mud on my shoe |
I come back in the house |
I get it on the rug |
The cleaning’s up to you |
And I won’t take a bath |
Unless you make me Spaghetti-O's |
I’m four years old! |
I’m four years old! |
I’m four years old! |
Mommy reads to me at night |
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory |
Well |
I can’t have a job |
And I can’t go to school |
If no grownups are around |
I can’t go near the pool |
I’m not allowed to climb |
My neighbor’s apple tree |
I’m not allowed to sit |
Too close to the TV |
I don’t know how to drive |
And I don’t know how to spell |
But if I hear my brother cursing |
I do know how to tell |
'Cuz he made me eat some bread |
That was covered in mold |
I’m four years old! |
I’m four years old! |
I’m four years old! |
I just threw up on my grandmother |
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