Lyrics Cool Guy 2 - Adam Sandler

Cool Guy 2

-{The Sounds of waves crashing-
SEAN: This is quite the chill night.
kicking back on the beach with a fine girl
such as yourself
GIRL #2:Yeah, the waves are so calming
SEAN: So, is your body.
looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit
GIRL #2:Thanks sean, that’s so sweet
-{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player-
SEAN: Let's see what’s going on under this velvet top of yours
GIRL #2:Uh-oh
SEAN: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own
there, baby
GIRL #2:Oh sean, you’re so cute
SEAN: Why don’t we leave the summer skirt on, but let’s take those fine panties
passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?
GIRL #2:Oh my god
SEAN: Yeah
GIRL #2:And how about you take off clothes, sean
SEAN: Oh, oh is that right, baby?
You want me to show my stuff, too?
GIRL #2:My god, you look good, sean
SEAN: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know
GIRL #2:Ooh
-{she starts to unbuckle his pants-
SEAN: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let’s get it
swingin'
GIRL #2:What's that?
SEAN: Let's get it swingin'
GIRL #2:No, the other thing you said?
SEAN:…The wet-weiner?
GIRL #2:-{gasps- You know what?
SEAN: Yeah?
GIRL #2:I'm going to go throw up, now.
See you
SEAN: Hmm, leave me all horny here.
How-- how you going to get home there, baby?
GIRL #2:I'll walk.-{She begins to walk away-
SEAN: Mm-hm.
I’m-a call you
GIRL #2:Don't.
-{She's gone-
SEAN: A'ight, A’ight.I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby.
-{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow
Salted off the rubarbs, ain’t that a bitch?
THE END