Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cool Guy 2, artist - Adam Sandler. Album song Stan And Judy's Kid, in the genre Date of issue: 09.09.1999
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Cool Guy 2 |
| -{The Sounds of waves crashing- |
| SEAN: This is quite the chill night. |
| kicking back on the beach with a fine girl |
| such as yourself |
| GIRL #2:Yeah, the waves are so calming |
| SEAN: So, is your body. |
| looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit |
| GIRL #2:Thanks sean, that’s so sweet |
| -{Sean presses 'play' button on tape player- |
| SEAN: Let's see what’s going on under this velvet top of yours |
| GIRL #2:Uh-oh |
| SEAN: Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own |
| there, baby |
| GIRL #2:Oh sean, you’re so cute |
| SEAN: Why don’t we leave the summer skirt on, but let’s take those fine panties |
| passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm? |
| GIRL #2:Oh my god |
| SEAN: Yeah |
| GIRL #2:And how about you take off clothes, sean |
| SEAN: Oh, oh is that right, baby? |
| You want me to show my stuff, too? |
| GIRL #2:My god, you look good, sean |
| SEAN: Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know |
| GIRL #2:Ooh |
| -{she starts to unbuckle his pants- |
| SEAN: Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let’s get it |
| swingin' |
| GIRL #2:What's that? |
| SEAN: Let's get it swingin' |
| GIRL #2:No, the other thing you said? |
| SEAN:…The wet-weiner? |
| GIRL #2:-{gasps- You know what? |
| SEAN: Yeah? |
| GIRL #2:I'm going to go throw up, now. |
| See you |
| SEAN: Hmm, leave me all horny here. |
| How-- how you going to get home there, baby? |
| GIRL #2:I'll walk.-{She begins to walk away- |
| SEAN: Mm-hm. |
| I’m-a call you |
| GIRL #2:Don't. |
| -{She's gone- |
| SEAN: A'ight, A’ight.I'm go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. |
| -{to self- Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow |
| Salted off the rubarbs, ain’t that a bitch? |
| THE END |