Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song UFC Ears, artist - Adam Sandler. Album song 100% Fresh, in the genre Date of issue: 21.03.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Netflix Studios
Song language: English
UFC Ears |
| He’s a very strong lad |
| But he hasn’t been laid in years |
| Because the strong and handsome lad |
| Has a terrible case of UFC ears |
| UFC ears, UFC ears |
| Cauliflower wrestling, UFC ears |
| UFC ears, UFC ears |
| Swollen and disfigured UFC ears |
| He can beat you in the Octagon |
| Afterwards drink 30 beers |
| But that doesn’t change The horrible fact |
| He also has a case of UFC ears |
| UFC ears, UFC ears |
| Tiny little holes in his UFC ears |
| UFC ears, UFC ears |
| Can’t stop looking at those UFC ears |
| Heavyweight boxers get the broken nose |
| Ballet dancers Have those fucked up toes |
| MLB pitchers all have crazy beards |
| But I can’t believe these guys Can fucking hear |
| With those UFC ears |
| UFC ears |
| Puffy and disturbing UFC ears |
| UFC ears, that’s right, UFC ears |
| Cries himself to sleep He’s got UFC ears |
| Now, after the show tonight |
| I’ll be shaking With cheeks wet with tears |
| Because he’s going to find me And beat my fucking head in |
| Screaming, «Welcome to the club Of UFC ears» |
| Ears |
| Ears |
| Ears |
| Ears |
| Yeah. |
| Oh my. |
| That’s some smokey shit. |
| This is not from us. |
| There is a fucking |
| fire. |
| Let’s get the fuck out of here. |
| Quick. |
| No, I’m just joking. |
| Don’t… |
| don’t bail on me. |
| — Is that going into your mouth? |
| — That's… Yeah, that’s… |
| That’s what she said. |
| Yes. |
| Very good. |
| — - That was fun. |
| Really good. |
| I liked that. |