Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song The Peeper , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album Stan And Judy's Kid, in the genre Release date: 09.09.1999
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
The Peeper |
| Singers: The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin' through his head? |
| woah! |
| (Leaves rusteling) |
| Peeper: Climin' the tree. |
| slowly. |
| quietly. |
| lookin' for next branch. |
| found it. |
| got it. |
| windo high. |
| great view. |
| settelin' in. keepin' it quiet. |
| hidden. |
| heart pounding through chest. |
| waiting. |
| lookin' around. |
| nervous. |
| lights on, jackpot, here she is. |
| oh my. |
| no pants. |
| classey. |
| not to tight. |
| walkin around the room. |
| no idea Im here. |
| lovin' it. |
| Rubbin her feet. |
| tough day. |
| relaxin'. |
| hops off bed, goin twards bathroom. |
| shuttin' the door. |
| alone again… |
| waiting. |
| lookin' around. |
| board. |
| pullin' out nippel clips. |
| Painful! |
| ow… |
| but these are a bit |
| (door opening) |
| Bathroom door opens. |
| lovin' it. |
| oooh my… hairs in a pony tale. |
| she picks up the tv clicker. |
| click |
| (tv makes noises) |
| Sittin' back. |
| watchin. |
| watchin' her watch. |
| lovin it |
| (giggling) |
| She laughs. |
| ha ha ha. |
| I laugh. |
| oh yea. |
| sharin a moment |
| (dog panting) |
| Theres a dog. |
| not good |
| (sniffing) |
| He can smell me. |
| should’ve shoured |
| (barking) |
| Barkin. |
| won’t leave. |
| oh no, here she comes. |
| stayin motionless. |
| fuckin' dogs |
| loosin it |
| (window open) |
| Girl: Bud! |
| you be quiet and go home like a good boy |
| (dog stops barking and walks off) |
| Peeper: dosnt see me. |
| she’s gorgous. |
| Im grotesque |
| (knock) |
| Peeper: knock at front door! |
| she goes to answer! |
| (door opens) |
| Peeper: Its him… chizzeled features. |
| they kiss. |
| Im fuming. |
| also hard. |
| hatin' myself. |
| sniffin fingers |
| Woman: ohhh… |
| Peeper: she moans! |
| ohhhh! |
| I moan. |
| He looks up. |
| busted. |
| should not have moaned… |
| (footsteps) |
| Peeper: he walks toword windo. |
| muscular |
| Man: this guy. |
| gotta be fuckin kiddin me |
| Peeper: full of rage. |
| looking right at me |
| Man: theres a guy in the tree out here |
| Peeper: full of shame |
| Woman: are you serious? |
| Peeper: completely worthless. |
| hard as a rock |
| Man: I see you shit head! |
| well the cops are comin you sick fuck! |
| and if you even think of runnin away Ill bash your fuckin' skull with a lead |
| pipe! |
| Peeper: stayin still. |
| motionless. |
| pretending to be a squirrel |
| (squirrel noises) |
| (dialing) |
| Peeper: not working. |
| shes calling. |
| dreams shattered |
| (talking) |
| Peeper: ultamate humiliation |
| (squirt) |
| Peeper: ejaculating |
| Man: AWWW!!! |
| YOU GROSS PIG! |
| YOUR A PIECE OF SHIT YA KNOW THAT! |
| Peeper: yes I do… can’t help myself |
| (car pulling up and door opening) |
| Cop: L.A.P.D. |
| get down from the tree buddy |
| (squirrel noises) |
| Peeper: trying the squirrel thing again. |
| looking for a nut |
| Cop: I said get down from there! |
| Peeper: down I go… |
| (Slam, slam, slam, slam) |
| Peeper: Oh! |
| Woman: I hope they put you im for a long time! |
| you need some serious help you |
| ass hole! |
| Peeper walking away: I know I do… Its an addiction |
| Cop: lets go big guy, c’mon |
| Peeper: wifes going to kill me |
| Cop: dont be doing this shit mr… nippel clips |
| (Peeper slamming into cp car seat) |
| Peeper: handcuffed… can’t sniff fingers… |
| (door slams and engine warms up) |
| Peeper: please piss on me… |
| Cop: yea, this is officer Tyler, everythings under controle |
| Peeper: PLEASE piss on me? |
| If somebody could piss on me, that would be great |
| Singers: The peeper, belly eaper, hes goin off to jail! |
| WOAH! |