Lyrics Shower - Adam Sandler

Shower

Here we go
Yeah.
Shoop!
(I love you)
I am a grown man
Pissing in the shower in my house
Yes, I am a grown man
Pissing in the shower in my house
I have no respect for my family
My kids will take a bath in here today
I know I should go to the toilet
But the toilet is too far, the toilet is too far away
I said the toilet is too far, the toilet is too far
Once when I was drunk, I
Took a piss in the kitchen sink
But I prefer the shower
My wife’s loofah is starting to stink
When my kids go to school in the morning
They smell like they’re soaking in piss
Sometimes before I shower
(Sometimes before I shower)
I eat some asparagus
I am an animal
I am a destroyer
They caught me pissing in my neighbor’s pool
And now I have to get a lawyer
It was worth it