| hey, everybody! |
| Nikki had his first day of school today!
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| oh, yeah, good nikki that’s great. |
| Respect!
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| how ya doin Nikki?
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| well, okay grandpa
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| oh, good he’s okay. |
| showin the respect. |
| Respect!
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| hey, Nikki tell us about your first day of school
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| School good! |
| We do fingerpainting,
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| oh, yeah, you gotta respect the fingerpainting. |
| Yeah, respect the fingerpaint.
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| Respect the smearing.
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| alright, tell us some more Nikki!
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| we make pla-do,
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| oh, you gotta love the pla-do. |
| Respect the pla-do. |
| give full respect to the
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| pla-do. |
| You put it, you roll it around, you show it respect.
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| alright, did you smell the pa-do?
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| pla-do smell good!
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| oh, you gotta respect the smell
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| it’s squishy! |
| It’s squishy!
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| of course it’s squishy, he knows it’s squishy, it’s pla-do. |
| What are you,
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| a moron? |
| Sammy, shut the fuck up! |
| My god, he’s an idiot!
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| tell grandpa some more
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| we have cookies and milk too!
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| oh, you gotta respect the cookies and milk. |
| I respect cookies! |
| Who doesn’t
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| respect cookies?!
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| did you dunk it in the milk?
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| I dunk the cookie
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| oh, you gotta respect the dunking. |
| yeah. |
| Ya gotta dunk it. |
| Dunking’s good.
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| Respect the milk!
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| I like soggy cookies!
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| respect the milk!
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| why, you fuckin moron. |
| You must be an idiot! |
| I just fuckin said that! |
| You idiot!
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| what else, nikki?
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| teacher read us 3 little pigs!
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| oh, yeah respect the pigs. |
| respect the bricks. |
| Big respect for the pigs.
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| You respect the pigs, they’ll respect you.
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| don’t respect the wolf!
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| Sammy, jump in front of a fuckin truck! |
| You shut the fuck up sammy!
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| Every single word that comes out of your fuckin mouth is so disrespectful!
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| what else, Nikki?
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| well, I play on the playground, and I swing on the monkey bars…
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| oh, you gotta respect those monkey bars, man. |
| gotta love thos monkey bars.
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| And show the respect.
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| A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
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| Quiet! |
| quiet, everybody! |
| What did you say?
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| A boy pushed me off the see-saw.
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| and what is this boy’s name?
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| his name Donny McMillan
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| he’s fuckin dead! |
| He’s a fucking dead man, you hear me? |
| I’ll fuckin cut his
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| balls off and feed 'em to his fuckin mother! |
| The kid’s dead! |
| This little fuck
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| is dead!
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| What else, Nikki?
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| I kiss a girl on the playground
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| oh, respect for the young lover. |
| Show respect, show respect.
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| gotta respect the condom!
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| you fuckin moron, what are you talking about a condom you fuckin idiot?
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| he’s five fuckin years old! |
| (I'm just sayin!) you fuckin idiot!
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| I’ll fuckin put a fuckin condom on your fuckin tombstone! |
| Sammy,
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| you’re a moron!
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| tell grandpa some more, Nikki
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| We sing the alphabet song!
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| Oh, you gotta respect the alphabet song. |
| It’s a good song! |
| It’s a good song,
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| it helps you remember! |
| You gotta respect it! |
| Yeah, you gotta respect it!
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| okay, let’s hear you sing the song!
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| learnin-
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| sammy, shutup!
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| ok:
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| oh, respect!
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| respect!
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| oh, you gotta respect the song!
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| sammy, shut the fuck up! |
| He’s fuckin trying to sing a fuckin song here,
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| you moron! |
| show a little respect!
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| oh, you gotta show respect.
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| respect, respect, respect, respect! |
| Oh, they always go together
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| oh, you gotta show the respect
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| oh, respect the v. good letter.
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| and Z!
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| oh, respect the completion. |
| You gotta show respect for the kid, he’s a smart
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| one!
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| now I know my abc’s-
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| alright, we know the song. |
| Alright, it’s getting a little long. |
| Let’s move on.
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| you do good in the spelling bee?
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| I can spell, grandpa!
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| ah, respect the confidence! |
| The kid can spell! |
| Just like his grandfather his
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| grandfather can spell!
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| Okay, I’m gonna spell you something right now, and you tell me what I’m spellin
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| okay?
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| okay grandpa
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| okay, nikki?
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| okay, granpa
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| you ready for this?
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| okay, granpa
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| are you ready for this?
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| alright, grandpa!
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| Alright, here we go!
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| what the fuck, s? |
| Sammy what’s fuckin wrong with you?!! |
| You fuckin idiot!
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| Where’d you learn to fuckin spell…
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| alright my little angel, we’re gonna spell the word for you again,
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| and you’re gonna tell grandpa what we’re spellin, alright? |
| Here we go,
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| Okay!
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| and Sammy, you’re gonna keep your fuckin trap shut!
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| consider it done!
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| uuuh,…respect!
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| respect! |
| He got it, the kid’s got it! |
| He’s one of us! |
| He’s got it!
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