| The pilot had a heart attack
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| The co-pilot can’t be found
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| The people in the aisles are screaming
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| They know the plane’s going down
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| We need a hero, someone to save us
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| We need a hero to land the plane
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| We need a hero who’s going to do it
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| We need a hero to save the day
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| So I jump to my feet and I volunteer
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| The people on the plane All start to cheer
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| I get a high-five from a baby
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| And a hickey from a flight attendant
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| So I go in the cockpit Put the headset on
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| And grab the main control
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| Then right away I crash the plane
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| Because I don’t know what I’m doing
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| Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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| Yeah. |
| Thank you. |