| Jabawokee ding dong
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| Slip slap slee
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| Dipstick paddywhack
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| Pee pee googalee gee
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| Polly wolly sling slang
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| Skooey dibbily doo
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| Wing wong ping pong King Kong Cheech 'n Chong
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| Hop hip kagagoogoo
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| Hickory dickory slickory flip flap
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| Dip stick to my Lou
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| Flim flam wham blam Sam bam Cunningham
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| Whack snack koochie koochie koo
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| Plus you gotta dip, you gotta doodle
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| You gotta eat Grandma’s stroodle
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| 'Cause she stayed up all night to make it from scratch
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| You gotta gish, you gotta gash
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| You gotta wax Grandma’s mustache
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| And lay out socks
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| To make sure they match
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| Whoa, you gotta help out your Grandma
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| Slappety dappety sling skism skasm
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| Bing bang boo
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| A yip, a yap, a snippety snap
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| Walla, walla scrappy dappy doo
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| Piddle paddle fiddle faddle widdle waddle
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| Awhee clunkety clang
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| A plop, a fizz, a whackety whiz
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| Chitty chitty bang wang lang
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| Zippity doo dang lipidee ay
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| Oompa loompa doo
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| A piggly wiggly dooda
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| Stinky winky linky foo man choo
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| Plus you gotta dip, you gatta doodle
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| You gotta shave Grandma’s poodle
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| 'Cause Grandma would do the same for you
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| You gotta libby, you gotta labby
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| You gotta hug Grandma, even though she’s flabby
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| 'Cause you should know Grandma’s are people too
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| Whoa, you gotta love your Grandma
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| Now if you listened to the words of this song
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| You know they’re comming straight from the heart
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| Never make fun of your Grandma
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| Even when he rips a juicy fart
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| And rember to dip you gotta doodle
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| You gotta stop playing with your noodle
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| 'Cause Grandma said it would make you go blind
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| You gotta girpper, you gotta griper
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| You gotta change Grandma’s diaper
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| And then pretend you really didn’t mind
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| Whoa, respect to the Grandma |