Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cool Guy 5, artist - Adam Sandler. Album song Stan And Judy's Kid, in the genre Date of issue: 09.09.1999
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Cool Guy 5 |
| -{Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker- |
| GIRL #5:Hey, honey |
| SEAN: S'up baby? |
| looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning |
| and shit. |
| You cold, baby? |
| You want to use me as a blanket? |
| GIRL #5:I'm just doing my thing |
| SEAN: Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky?'Cause I’d like to invest |
| some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at |
| GIRL #5:Well, how much you got, big man? |
| SEAN: Well, I’m willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there’s a condition |
| going on |
| GIRL #5:What's that? |
| SEAN: You're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on… my… |
| slub-a-dub |
| GIRL #5:Ooh, I can do that |
| SEAN: You can? |
| GIRL #5:Mm-hmm |
| SEAN: You mean, you ain’t going make fun of the fact that I called my |
| gizza-gazza a «slub-a-dub»? |
| GIRL #5:Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got |
| 50 bucks |
| SEAN: oh sna-- well, alright then here’s the 50 dollars,-{unzips pants- and |
| here’s my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up |
| GIRL #5:-{Opens his door- Sir, you are under arrest |
| -{police car pulls up- |
| SEAN: You got to be f**king with mind here |
| GIRL #5:No, I’m not |
| COP: Good job denise. |
| we'll take him from here |
| -{Cop hand cuffs Sean- |
| SEAN: WHAT!!! |
| You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip |
| 'n' slide? |
| F**k that shit |
| GIRL #5:Hey honey, when you get to jail, you’re going to be on the other end of |
| a slip 'n' slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself |
| SEAN: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!!! |
| -{cop throws sean in back of police car- |
| COP: Just get in the back, asshole |
| GIRL #5:-{from outside- You sick f**k |
| SEAN: Damn!!-{crying- This is a bunch of bullshit!!! |
| PEEPER: Piss on me.-{also in the back of the police car- |
| SEAN: WHAT?! |
| PEEPER: Please, piss me |
| SEAN: NO!!! |
| PEEPER: Just a tinkle |
| SEAN: F**k that, keep him away from me |
| PEEPER: Urine |
| SEAN: Keep this man away from me |