Lyrics Cool Guy 1 - Adam Sandler

Cool Guy 1

SEAN: What’s your name, baby?
GIRL #4: Desiree
SEAN: Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self
GIRL #4: What’s your name?
SEAN: My name’s sean, I want to get it on
GIRL #4: Ooh
SEAN: you know what I’m talking about, honey, I want to drop some serious
loving on you, mama
GIRL #4: Oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want
SEAN: Yeah baby, I’m strong as a bear, I want to wrap my big arm around you,--
GIRL #4: Oh my
SEAN: --You want to be spinning around for some more lovin' I got for you?
GIRL #4: That’s sounds nice, sean
SEAN: You know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off
and hitting the floor.
that’s music to my ears
GIRL #4: I’m already naked, how about you?
SEAN: Well, I’m half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer
shorts of mine
GIRL #4: You must look good you stud, are you hard?
SEAN: Baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go
GIRL #4: …"Tally-whacker"?
SEAN: No, no, no… I said the sweet-meat
GIRL #4: Oh my god
SEAN: What?
GIRL #4: -- I just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker
CALL GIRL #2: -- your kidding?
GIRL #4: -- And his sweet-meat
CALL GIRL #2: -- that’s so gross
SEAN: No. She did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute
What the fuck is happening
… I’m horny, goddamn it.
Oh, shit.
Fucking, this is so un-chill