Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Bar Mitzvah Boy , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album 100% Fresh, in the genre Release date: 21.03.2019
Age restrictions: 18+
Record label: Netflix Studios
Song language: English
Bar Mitzvah Boy |
| Thirteenth birthday |
| People come from far away |
| Aunts and uncles show up |
| I brush my fro up |
| Feeling skittish |
| People speaking Yiddish |
| Buy a three-piece suit and tie |
| Tailor’s hanging on my thigh |
| Practice for the whole year |
| Paralyzed with fear |
| Hebrew flashcards on my walls |
| Voice is changing, dropped my balls |
| Dad’s mad at the cost |
| Too bad Mom’s the boss |
| Grandmas are full of joy |
| For the Bar Mitzvah boy |
| (Bar Mitzvah boy) |
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| Okay, up on the podium |
| Staring out at everyone |
| Can’t remember how it goes |
| Whistle from my rabbi’s nose |
| Oh, man, this is it |
| Make up some crazy shit |
| Baruch atah, a cha-cha-cha |
| Everybody says, «Good job» |
| Now I’m done, sweet relief |
| Lipstick on Mama’s teeth |
| Catholic friends all ask me this |
| «What the fuck is a knish?» |
| Kids are all coming in |
| Checks and bonds and fountain pens |
| Make a bank deposit |
| Make out in the closet |
| He’s the Bar Mitzvah boy |
| (Bar Mitzvah boy) |
| Bar Mitzvah boy |
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| Bar Mitzvah boy |
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| The rabbi does the Electric Slide |
| Grandma’s ass is six feet wide |
| Party music never stops |
| All my friends drinking schnapps |
| Boys are short, girls are tall |
| Pass me the alcohol |
| Chug as much as I can |
| Vomit on the klezmer band |
| Mom and Dad yell at me |
| Disgrace my family |
| But I’m a man, so I don’t care |
| Got my first mustache hair |
| I’m the Bar Mitzvah boy |
| (Bar Mitzvah boy) |
| Bar Mitzvah boy |
| (Bar Mitzvah boy) |
| Bar Mitzvah boy |
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| Bar Mitzvah boy |
| (Bar Mitzvah boy) |
| And it’s the best day of my life |
| Until three years later |
| When my parents stop making me go to temple |
| Very nice, ladies and gentlemen, thanks |