Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Sid & Alex , by - Adam Sandler. Song from the album Shhh...Don't Tell, in the genre Release date: 12.07.2004
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
Sid & Alex |
| I’ll be up in a few! |
| Hello? |
| Hey, Sid, it’s Alex. |
| Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man |
| Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you |
| For remembering, thank you |
| My pleasure. |
| Did you do anything fun today? |
| Nothing special. |
| Amy made lasagna, we had cake, the kids |
| Gave me a tie and some socks, terrific |
| That’s awesome, man. |
| Hey, I got a gift comin your way too. |
| I |
| Fedex’ed it so you should probly get it tomorrow |
| (Gasp) Thank you, thank you, Alex, thank you. |
| What is it? |
| It’s pretty cool. |
| You’ll see tomorrow |
| Aww, come on, give me a hint at least. |
| Can I ride it? |
| Can |
| I eat it? |
| Nope |
| Can I fuck it? |
| Ahaha, no |
| Can it fuck me? |
| No |
| Is it hairy? |
| Is it something I can shave? |
| No |
| Can it blow me? |
| No… |
| Is it something I can blow? |
| No… |
| Can I fuck it? |
| You already asked me that… |
| If I take it apart, are there individual parts that I can fuck? |
| I don’t think so… |
| Fair enough… If I sit on it for a while, will I cum? |
| Noooo… |
| Is it something Amy can strap on and fuck me with? |
| Sid! |
| No! |
| If I get jizz all over it, will it be ruined? |
| I think… |
| Does it sweat? |
| Noo… |
| Is it something that can be used like… a pussy? |
| That’s just another way of asking if you can fuck it… |
| My bad… Does it get big if you touch it? |
| No… |
| Does it get hard if you touch it? |
| Nooo… |
| If my Amy catches me blowing it, will she be mad? |
| Look, you can’t blow it, man, we already talked about that… |
| Right, okay… let’s say I’m stranded on a desert island with |
| Just this item… am I getting a rim job? |
| NO! |
| Can I fuck it? |
| NO, it’s a toaster, man, just a toaster! |
| Oh! |
| So I can fuck it? |
| In fact, two people can fuck it at the |
| Same time! |
| Alex, ya wanna come over and fuck my toaster |
| This weekend? |
| Don’t mind if i doo doo… |
| Hahaha, oh, Alex |
| Hahaha, oh, Sid… |