| Performed by adam sandler, frank, judd, and allen
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| Transcribed by a fan
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| M1: «hey, its great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun»
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| M2: «whoa, do you smell that skunk»
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| All: «yeah
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| M2: «you know, even though it stinks it kinda reminds me of growing up»
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| M3: «it kinda reminds me of smelling weed»
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| M1: «hey, it reminds me of smelling a pussy»
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| M2: «it reminds me of smelling an ass»
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| M4: «it reminds me of smelling a 60 year old guys ass»
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| M4: «hey, screw you guys I am who I am deal with it»
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| M1: «im glad we got rid of him his was a wierdo»
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| M3: «oh my god, that was a little out there, hey check out a water slide, man,
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| those things always remind me of my 13th birthday party, remember that»
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| M1: «hey, it reminds me of that girl I met last year who was a lifegaurd at one
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| of those things, she was unbelievable»
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| M2: «hey, it reminds me of that rich girl I went out with and when her dad went
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| out of town we fooled around in his jucuzzi»
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| M3: «it also reminds me of the time I saw a 60 year old guy slide down one of those things and he was going so fast his bathing suit fell off,
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| and I just stood there at his big beutiful hai
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| Lls flopping around, holy geez I wanted to lick em»
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| M3: «i hate you guys, you tricked me into sayin that»
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| M2: «i always knew that guy was a little wierd»
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| M1: «hey, theres a pizza place it smells awesome»
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| M2: «it reminds me of the time I used to work in a pizza place»
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| M1: «it reminds me of my first date with this girl named ginger,
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| I took her to a pizza place»
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| M2: «hey, it also reminds me of the time I ate a slice of pizza,
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| and then went over to a 60 year old mans house and made him fuck me in the ass
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| in front of his kids»
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| M2: «hey dont get all hitey mitey he wanted me to do it»
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| M1: «man they were all crazy, hey, whats that»
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| Cow: «moo»
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| M1: «oh my god, ahhhhhhhhhhh»
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| «hey that last skit was written for a reason, if any of your buddys have fooled
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| around with a 60 year old man, dont throw them out of your car, or you will die,
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| now enjoy the rest of the |