Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song 7 Foot Man, artist - Adam Sandler. Album song Stan And Judy's Kid, in the genre Date of issue: 09.09.1999
Record label: Warner
Song language: English
7 Foot Man |
| I’m the 7 foot man, |
| I’ve commited no crime, |
| Bumping my head into doorways, |
| It happens all the time, |
| I’m 7 feet tall, |
| And I repeat, |
| They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet, |
| I’m 7 feet tall, |
| And I dont play basketball, |
| I’m 7 feet tall, |
| But I’m still just a man, |
| So of course it hurts me a lot, |
| When I walk into the ceiling fan, |
| Small people say I wish I was him, |
| But its been nine years since I’ve had a trim, |
| The barber says, |
| I cant reach the top of his head, |
| 7 foot man, |
| (ha ha) I cannot hide, |
| 7 foot man, |
| I know cause I’ve tried, |
| 7 foot man, |
| My last girlfriend died, |
| Because my penis, |
| Is 7 foot wide!!! |
| So the next time you see me, |
| Walking around, |
| And my head is right about to hit a tree branch, |
| Tell me to duck down, |
| And I’ll pay you back, |
| Soon you will see, |
| By getting you frisbee down from that tree, |
| I do what i can, |
| I’m the 7 foot man, |
| 7 foot man, |
| 7 foot man |