Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lazy, artist - Jim Gaffigan. Date of issue: 30.03.2009
Song language: English
Lazy |
| Cause I am a lazy man, I love doing nothing. |
| Which is not good, when you’re busy. |
| You ever have so much to do you just |
| decide to take a nap? |
| Maybe some elves will come in here and do this crap. |
| Think I saw that once in a movie. |
| I struggle with my laziness, I’m like should I sit down and do nothing, |
| or should I LIE down and do nothing? |
| You’d think lazy people like me would have been weeded out by natural selection. |
| Can’t imagine someone like me in pioneer times. |
| I really gotta harvest some crops or my eight kids aren’t going to make it |
| through winter. |
| I’ll have other kids. |
| I gotta get back to staring at the barn! |
| Maybe go read the Bible for the tenth time. |
| It’s fun doing nothing. |
| But if you do nothing for too long the most menial task becomes exhausting… |
| (In high voice) I actually have to point the remote control!!! |
| What is this, the fifties? |
| Can’t I just look at the TV and it’ll know what I wanna watch? |
| You ever been watching TV for a couple hours and you suddenly lose the remote? |
| (In stupid sounding voice) I haven’t even gotten up! |
| I don’t remember throwing it… |
| Well, looks like I’m watching this informercial. |
| We all have the same attitude on infomericials, «Who's watching this crap!» |
| Then three minutes later. |
| «That's a good point. |
| Maybe I need a knife that can cut a penny. |
| Too bad my phone’s on the other side of the room. |
| I need a remote for my phone! |