| What is a Juggalo? |
| Let me think for second,
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| well, oh. |
| He gets butt naked,
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| and then he walks through the streets winking at freaks,
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| with a two liter stuck in his butt cheeks!
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| He just don’t care,
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| he might try to put a weave in his nut hair.
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| Cuz he could give a fuck less what a bitch thinks,
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| he’d tell her that her butt stinks, and all that!
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| He drinks like a fish,
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| then he starts huggin people like a drunk bitch,
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| next thing he’s pickin fights with his best friends,
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| then he starts with the huggin again, fuck!
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| A fuckin' lunatic, somebody with a rope tied to his dick,
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| then he jumps out a ten story window… ohhh!!!
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| chorus:
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| A juggalo, that’s what it is well fucked if I know
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| I don’t know,
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| but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life yo.
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| A juggalo,
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| that’s what it is well fucked if I know
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| I don’t know,
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| but I’m down with the clown and I’m down for life yo.
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| I’m a Jugalugalugalo!
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| Get the fuck up, get the fuck outta here!
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| A dead body, well he ain’t really dead
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| but he ain’t like anybody that you’ve ever met before,
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| He’ll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four
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| What is a Jug… what the fuck? |
| Conne… man that shit is wack…
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| don’t worry 'bout my shit just rap motherfucker!
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| He ain’t a bitch boy,
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| he’ll walk through the hills and beat down a rich boy
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| walks right in ya house while ya having supper,
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| and dip his nuts in ya soup, bloop!
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| Well he ain’t a phoney,
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| he’ll walk up and bust a nut in ya macaronis,
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| and watch you sit there and finish off the last bit,
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| cuz your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot!
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| He’s a graduate, he graduated from… well,
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| at least he got a job, he’s not a dumb putz
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| He works for himself scratchin his nuts, ha.
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| What is a Juggalo? |
| A Hulk-o-maniac,
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| he power-bombs motherfuckers into thumb-tacks
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| People like him til they find out he’s unstable.
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| He Sabued your ma through a coffee table!
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| Chorus to fade |