| Pickering Tonight, old man, you did it!
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| You did it! |
| You did it! |
| You said that you would do it,
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| And indeed you did. |
| I thought that you would rue it;
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| I doubted you’d do it. |
| But now I must admit it That succeed you did. |
| You should get a medal
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| Or be even made a knight. |
| Henry It was nothing.
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| Really nothing. |
| Pickering All alone you hurdled
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| Ev’ry obstacle in sight. |
| Henry Now, wait! |
| Now, wait!
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| Give credit where it’s due, A lot of the glory goes to you.
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| Pickering But you’re the one who did it,
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| Who did it, who did it! |
| As sturdy as Gibraltar,
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| Not a second did you falter. |
| There’s no doubt about it,
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| You did it! |
| I must have aged a year tonight.
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| At times I thought I’d die of fright.
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| Never was there a momentary lull Henry
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| Shortly after we came in I saw at once we’d easily win;
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| And after that I found it deadly dull. |
| Pickering
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| You should have heard the ooh’s and ah’s;
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| Ev’ry one wondering who she was. |
| Henry
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| You’d think they’d never seen a lady before. |
| Pickering
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| And when the Prince of Transylvania
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| Asked to meet her,
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| And gave his arm to lead her to the floor!!! |
| I said to him:
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| You did it! |
| You did it! |
| You did it!
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| They thought she was ecstatic
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| And so damned aristocratic,
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| And they never knew
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| That you
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| Did it! |
| Henry Thank Heavens for Zoltan Karparthy.
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| If it weren’t for him I would have died of boredom.
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| He was there, all right. |
| And up to his old tricks.
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| Mrs. Pearce Karparthy? |
| That dreadful Hungarian?
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| Was he there? |
| Henry Yes.
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| That blackguard who uses the science of speech
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| More to blackmail and swindle than teach;
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| He made it the devilish business of his
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| «To find out who this Miss Doolittle is.»
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| Ev’ry time we looked around
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| There he was, that hairy hound From Budapest.
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| Never leaving us alone, Never have I ever known
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| A ruder pest Fin’lly I decided it was foolish
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| Not to let him have his chance with her.
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| So I stepped aside and let him dance with her.
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| Oozing charm from ev’ry pore
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| He oiled his way around the floor.
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| Ev’ry trick that he could play,
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| He used to strip her mask away.
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| And when at last the dance was done,
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| He glowed as if he knew he’d won!
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| And with a voice to eager,
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| And a smile too broad, He announced to the hostess
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| That she was a fraud! |
| Mrs. Pearce No!
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| Henry Ja wohl! |
| Her English is too good, he said,
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| Which clearly indicates that she is foreign.
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| Whereas others are instructed in their native language
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| English people aren’t.
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| And although she may have studied with an expert
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| Di’lectician and grammarian, I can tell that she was born
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| Hungarian! |
| Not only Hungarian, but of royal blood,
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| She is a princess! |
| Servants Congratulations,
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| Professor Higgins, For your glorious victory!
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| Congratulations, Professor Higgins!
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| You’ll be mentioned in history! |
| Rest of Servants
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| (Simultaneously) Congratulations, Professor Higgins!
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| For your glorious Victory! |
| Congratulations,
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| Professor Higgins! |
| Sing hail and hallelujah!
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| Ev’ry bit of credit For it all belongs to you!
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| Footman (Simultaneously with Rest of Servants)
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| This evening, sir, you did it! |
| You did it! |
| You did it!
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| You said that you would do it And indeed you did.
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| This evening, sir, you did it! |
| You did it! |
| You did it!
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| We know that we have said it,
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| But-you did it and the credit
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| For it all belongs to you! |