| It’s Louis Logic and Majik
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| Molesting fat chicks with contraptions and gadgets
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| Smacking those asses
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| We tap it and pass it
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| Sitting back while your girl grabbing my package like a UPS savage
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| I’m going postal
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| Stamp my logo on the cabbage
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| I need a bad bitch down with my urine fetish
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| You never forget this
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| Girl I’ll have you doing back flips
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| And landing on my dick
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| Now women try to run game
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| I’m too fresh kid
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| You’ll get molested
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| Not Luke but I’m lewd getting banned from stores
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| Even fishing with my grandpa luring in whores
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| And I keeps a young lady with an ass so fat
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| That her pants could burst off
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| At any second black
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| So stand back and see how real pimps handle that
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| I fuck a little ass with a big sandal strap
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| Chicks don’t seem to mind a little Lou and Majik
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| A little loving from us once a day will keep the stress away
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| And it’s one of those things that a mom’s gotta tell her girls
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| But she don’t say a word to daddy
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| They shouldn’t have to live without it
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| Yo, nine out of ten vaginas prefer Majik
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| It’s automatic
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| Got a fat ass and I’ma smack it
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| Back it on up girl, I’m eating that tonight
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| Sex with a minor?
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| You god damn right
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| I had a miner hat on with that little flashlight
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| Exploring you slut your girl’s whoring it up
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| I’ll flip her from behind and put my finger in her (uhhhhh)
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| When I was young I was a real Smut Peddler
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| Used to ride my bike in my local porn shop
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| Watch flicks like Ram-Bone and Robo-Cock
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| So when I shoot my first video I plan to make it hot
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| With your wife in it
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| And 29 crotch shots
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| All you do is cock block hops please stop
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| You know I’m from Florida so I make the coochie pop
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| And since I got my own theme I drove a speed boat
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| With my shirt off through your girls wet dream
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| Chicks don’t seem to mind a little Lou and Majik
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| A little loving from us once a day will keep the stress away
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| And it’s one of those things that a mom’s gotta tell her girls
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| But she don’t say a word to daddy
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| They shouldn’t have to live without it
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| I’m most obnoxious when I’m outta clothes and boxers
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| I make chicks feel Italian when they hold the sausage
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| I’m only over cautious when it comes to making sure
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| I never spend a day or more without a naked whore
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| Waging war in the sack I pull the rocket out
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| Hold them hostage when the cock spits
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| And it’s full it knocks 'em down
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| (They shooting, aww made you look)
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| Watch this I’m like a naked crook
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| I steal a box quick escape the hook
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| The cat burglar
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| And stabbed the pussy so many times it’s mass murder
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| Now that’s worth of PETA in a lady’s socket
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| Cause I love to huck a beaver like I’m Davy Crockett
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| Ladies lock lips on my tasty hot stick
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| Then I douse them on the mountains if baby got tits
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| I met a Spanish chick in a crazy blond wig
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| Told her 'damelo mami'
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| She gave me jock itch
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| Chicks don’t seem to mind a little Lou and Majik
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| A little loving from us once a day will keep the stress away
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| And it’s one of those things that a mom’s gotta tell her girls
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| But she don’t say a word to daddy
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| They shouldn’t have to live without it |