| I grew up on Raffi and the Beatles
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| «Baby Beluga» and «Taxman»
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| Then I learned that rap existed
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| And it threw a match into my gas can
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| Once I had it in me
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| It reshaped me like a belly with a lap-band
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| I was loving rap jams
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| By rap clans
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| I was a rap fan
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| Yes I loved the music
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| But the look of it was part of the attraction
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| Album covers, videos and photos
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| I examined them like CAT scans
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| I was fascinated by the grittiness
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| The outfits and the pinky rings and hat bands
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| But even more than that, man
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| I loved the rap hands
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| That’s right, the rap hands
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| Rap hands, rap hands, rap hands
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| This is Hurricane
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| He used to DJ for the Beastie Boys
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| He scratched wax
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| In 1995, he dropped an album of his own
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| I made a mad dash
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| I bought it, ripped the wrapper off
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| Did not expect the inner flap to flabbergast
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| But look at that grasp
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| Whose hand is that vast?
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| Little Zach gasped
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| Apparently this image made a big impression on me
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| Left a fat stamp
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| Looking at it helps to shed some light upon my past
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| Like it’s a gas lamp
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| What I’m going to do |
| Is show you photos of me from that summer at camp
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| They give me a laugh cramp
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| 'Cause I’m such a wack scamp
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| The self-awareness-lack champ
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| Okay, here is Hurricane again and here I am
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| You recognize the rap hand?
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| Here’s another photo
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| Where I’m posing with an identical rap hand
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| Here’s another one and yet another one
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| I’m really into rap hands
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| I’m really into rap hands, rap hands, rap hands
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| Rap hands, a step back and rap hands
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| (Here we go)
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| Now I’m an adult and both my sense of self
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| And my career have advanced
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| But I appreciate this opportunity
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| To take a looking-back glance
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| Cause if you told the younger me
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| That rap would be my living
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| I’d say «Fat chance»
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| But I made and carried out attack plans
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| And I didn’t crash land
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| I’m still throwing rap hands
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| I’m still throwing rap hands, rap hands, rap hands
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| Tap dance, plaid pants, cat stance
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| Kaplan, Batman, Zach fans
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| Rap hands |