Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Plush Pig, artist - Zach SherwinDate of issue: 05.09.2016
Song language: English
Plush Pig |
| Plush pig, plush plush piggy |
| Plush piggy-pig, plush plush piggy-piggy |
| Quiet. |
| Listen. |
| Hush. |
| Dig |
| Shush… |
| Plush pig |
| As a kid I had a plush pigger |
| I was little then, now I’m much bigger |
| I’m a grown-up. |
| Not a mere boy |
| And guys, my pig was a really weird toy |
| This is ludicrous |
| But that plush pig had a uterus! |
| Her stomach had a zipper |
| And you could unzip it |
| And pull out three little piglets |
| Their mouths were metal snap fasteners |
| And the mother had snaps attached to her |
| And the little pigs had to nurse |
| So you could take a piglet triplet |
| And clip it to a niplet |
| And yeah sure thing |
| It taught me about birthing and nursing |
| But it’s disturbing in hindsight |
| 'Cause you get how you played with the swine, right? |
| You went first |
| Unzip the mama |
| Open the womb up wide |
| And then |
| Pull out the first piggy |
| Wave it from side to side to side |
| And then |
| It’s the second and third piggy |
| You pull them out to the beat |
| And now that you’ve delivered the litter |
| You gotta snap 'em on the teats! |
| You go snap! |
| Attach the first piggy |
| Snap snap! |
| And then the next piggy |
| Snap snap snap! |
| And then the third piggy! |
| Now get busy! |
| Do the plush piggy! |
| You go |
| Shake piggy piggy piggy |
| Shake piggy piggy |
| Shake piggy piggy piggy |
| Shake piggy piggy |
| Just get jiggy |
| It’s not tricky |
| Everybody’s ready to do the plush piggy! |
| Oh! |
| Plush pig, plush plush piggy |
| Plush piggy-pig, plush plush piggy-piggy |
| Quiet. |
| Listen. |
| Hush. |
| Dig |
| Shush… *oink* |
| Plush pig |
| Now maybe you’re saying to yourself |
| «Zach, it seems highly unlikely that |
| Any parent would provide their child |
| With such a bizarre plaything.» |
| Well if you’re thinking |
| «Wait, no. |
| Surely you jest |
| Man, you made that story up |
| This is purely BS.» |
| Well, I had my mom dig into my closet |
| And yes |
| She found that pig and sent it to me USPS! |
| So, first, unzip the mama |
| Open the womb up wide |
| And then |
| Pull out the first piggy |
| Wave it from side to side to side |
| And then |
| It’s the second and third piggy |
| You pull them out to the beat |
| And now that you’ve delivered the litter |
| You gotta snap 'em on the teats! |
| You go snap! |
| Attach the first piggy |
| Snap snap! |
| And then the next piggy |
| Snap snap snap! |
| And then the third piggy! |
| Now get busy! |
| Do the plush piggy! |
| You go |
| Shake piggy piggy piggy |
| Shake piggy piggy! |
| Shake piggy piggy piggy |
| Shake piggy piggy! |
| Just get jiggy |
| Do the plush piggy! |
| Clip a little piggy to a metal pig titty! |