Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Flag Roast, artist - Zach SherwinDate of issue: 05.09.2016
Song language: English
Flag Roast |
| It’s a flag roast, I’m gonna roast some flags |
| And I don’t want to show off, boast, or brag |
| But you know I’ve got the devastating gags and jokes |
| I’m getting agro; |
| It’s a flag roast |
| I mean I murder flags when I put 'em on blast |
| All surviving flags should be at half mast |
| Show me any flag and that flag’s toast |
| Listen close, it’s a flag roast |
| I verbally defile banners in a highly vile manner |
| Hey, Isle of Man, I demand some answers |
| Why’s your logo so bizarre? |
| Three disembodied legs fused into a ninja throwing star? |
| Don’t get me wrong though, your self-esteem should be strong |
| You came up with the three-strap thong |
| And of all the world’s flags yours is top of the list |
| In terms of the amount of crotch it depicts |
| Here’s Bhutan, I want to commend them |
| Congrats guys, you really nailed it on the emblem |
| The symbol of your heritage and glory? |
| Falcor, the Luck Dragon from the NeverEnding Story |
| C’mon, I’m just goofing Bhutansters |
| That dragon on your flag is the scariest of monsters |
| Although, he looks pretty frail and he fails |
| When you weigh him on the scales against this bad ass from Whales |
| Right? |
| That’s a way tougher dragon |
| If they got to scrapping, imagine what would happen |
| I’ll do some reenactin': |
| RAAH |
| RRR |
| RAAH |
| RRR |
| PTCH PTCH |
| Monaco’s design was fine, but it was stolen |
| By Indonesia, Singapore, and Poland! |
| You all should be ashamed that you came to such a lame decision |
| That’s flag plagiarism, or flagiarism |
| Flags get laced like High Tops |
| You better brace for the flag bombs I drop |
| Here’s Mauritania |
| Or as I call it: The Jolly Green Cyclopes |
| And not to make you blush or turn crimson |
| But the flag of Antigua and Barbuda is kind of like glimpsin' |
| A first-person view of performing oral sex on Lisa Simpson |
| Right? |
| You got the hair and the pink thighs and the dress and the underwear |
| Look, the Simpsons premiered in 1989 |
| She’s a grown woman by now |
| This is not creepy |
| «Did he talk about Lisa Simpson’s vag? |
| Gross!» |
| Toughen up wimps, it’s a flag roast! |
| Man, if flags had feet, they’d get their toes tagged |
| I put 'em in body bags when I roast flags |
| You should pity any flag that I zing |
| Cause dag, the sting is agonizing |
| I’m that dude who will rag on your flag the most |
| Zach Sherwin with the flag roast |