
Date of issue: 22.08.2010
Record label: Nerdy South
Song language: English
The Link |
What the world wants, the world gets |
And I was born into these Internets |
So who better to break it all down and keep the science flowing |
Got to focus trinket for bringing it back from the brink |
Got to change the game’s groupthink |
And show them all how to live like this |
Nerd Life |
' tat — one time for |
the kids at home on YouTube |
See a spammer lose manner; |
get rude |
But show these fools my aptitude |
cucum', riding on the bass drum when it pop |
And I protect and serve these nerds; |
RoboCop |
Listen to the lyrics how they glisten |
I’m accomplishing my mission |
spamtec |
soldier -- nerd with a modem |
Like a shaman and his totem |
Gotta buff 'er, lock and load 'em |
I’m held to a higher standard, the starship commander |
I damage opponents: critical |
Go against that and you will regret it |
Upvote me twice on Reddit |
I’m the first nerd who prolly said it |
And I did it all myself |
Listen to the old stuff, up ye health |
Nerdy Southern |
DGs that I govern |
Adventure of Link |
I link these worlds with my words |
Unifying the universe |
Teaching nerds in their teens |
How to hack on machines |
And teaching nerds in their twenties |
How to follow their dreams |
Teaching nerds in their thirties |
To keep pushing; |
don’t worry |
Cause the nerds in their forties |
Are still grinding with whodis |
Since some nerds in their fifties screwed back in '82 |
This link will never die as long as I’m here with you |
Five years ago, I dropped an album |
I can go almost anywhere in the world and draw a crowd |
Beam songs through the clouds, they travel for miles |
Resonate off the walls of space |
Visual Basic can’t track this killer with a GUI interface |
Cause I possess too much skill |
Natural 20s on my highlight reel |
I’m Tyson, more like Neil |
With the astrophysics sex appeal |
Gotta stitch in time for nine bills |
So I spam nine sites with them online pills |
Communicate that I got the right deals |
The offer convert like value meals |
To my detriment, I got picked on |
When I was a kid, now it’s on |
And I tell my fans I got plans to stick it The Man, so flip your chips on |
Engage CP-unit, overclock and finely tune it |
Unleash the wrath of full path disclosure |
Hit the books and hit on the chicks if they got good looks |
Hits on my site cause I got hit hooks |
All about the 'nerd life, word life' |
Digital Gangster members, I thank ya |
Without you, fame would be a stranger |
Now I can put these mice in danger |
Not the DJ, but the HID exchanger |
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