| Feel like leisure suit larry
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| But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
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| Typing my way into escapades to get laid
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| On a late night date site query
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| Feel like leisure suit larry
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| But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
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| Typing my way into escapades to get laid
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| On a late night date site query
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| Im single successful handle my stress well
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| Might as well find a girl to impress well
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| Made this account on okcupid
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| Better write a profile that doesnt look stupid
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| 5'9″ - nah im six feet
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| Rock those adidas with them insoles deep
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| Little on the pudgy side — maybe skinny fat
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| Better mark skinny scroll down to the mini app
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| Interests: comics computers
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| Rpgs first person shooters
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| Delete delete delete delete delete
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| I help old women get across the street
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| I also like listening to womanly problems
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| And being mad considerate whenever you solve them
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| Im a vegetarian lest you eat meat
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| Because im always open to try a new thing
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| Feel like leisure suit larry
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| But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
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| Typing my way into escapades to get laid
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| On a late night date site query
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| Feel like leisure suit larry
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| But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
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| Typing my way into escapades to get laid
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| On a late night date site query
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| Profile pic put me and my cat
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| So the girls know im into pets and all of that
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| My favorite music? |
| quite eclectic
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| Whatever you dig im sure that i respect it
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| Dont wanna be cliche
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| But long walks on the beach are a perfect date
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| Id also like holding bags while you shop
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| At the mall with the millions of dollars i got
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| Dislikes: if youre disingenuous
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| On your profile about just seeking a friendship
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| Because im not like these other vultures
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| Id rather get to know you and learn your culture
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| We can take it slow as a turtle
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| And ill make sure to mark up in my journal
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| The day that i met my perfect match
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| As you can see i am a hell of a catch
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| Feel like leisure suit larry
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| But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
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| Typing my way into escapades to get laid
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| On a late night date site query
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| Feel like leisure suit larry
|
| But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
|
| Typing my way into escapades to get laid
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| On a late night date site query
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| Feel like leisure suit larry
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| But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
|
| Typing my way into escapades to get laid
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| On a late night date site query
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| Feel like leisure suit larry
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| But the kids dont know who that is and thats scary
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| Typing my way into escapades to get laid
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| On a late night date site query |