| Show up at her house around six
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| Her driveway paved in them offset bricks
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| Always been a little nervous around them hot chicks
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| Cause of all those years I spent on computer chips
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| Hesitate as I approach her door
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| I don’t even have a place to take her on this date so what am I here for?
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| I gotta think quickly or else
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| She’s gonna know im just an oaf and I’m just kidding myself
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| Wheres a place that we can just chill?
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| That I can impress her with one of my little skills?
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| Karaoke’s not an option man you all heard me singing
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| About deleting all my files and doing computer cleaning
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| Only sport I’m even good at is surfing up on the web
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| And the only place I do thats at the foot of my bed
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| Hold up — I think I got a solution
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| A staple of the past, a classic game institution
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| Take her on a barcade date
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| Make her feel special and make me look great
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| Show her I’m a bit of a player
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| So I can do the Joust in her Dragon’s Lair
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| Get that Elevator action I’m doing the up and down
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| Like I’m going on a Rampage destroying the whole town
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| Show her my Command of the Missile
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| On a grid of multicolored pixels
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| Take her on a barcade date
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| Make her feel special and make me look great
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| Show her I’m a bit of a player
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| So I can do the Joust in her Dragon’s Lair
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| Get that Elevator action I’m doing the up and down
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| Like I’m going on a Rampage destroying the whole town
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| Show her my Command of the Missile
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| On a grid of multicolored pixels
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| Soon as we enter I’m feeling myself at home
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| To the left I got Ms. Pac Man, to the right Battlezone
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| Listen to the bleeps and the boops
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| I’m putting money in the changer I’m gon' rally the troops
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| I got a pocket full of quarters and my homeboys do too
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| Sipping on the gin and the juice
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| Watch her eyes light up as I’m working the crane
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| Trying to win her a stuffed animal with all of my change
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| «Let me give a shot,"she states
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| So I give her the controls and wait
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| First try and she’s pulling out a dinosaur
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| Looks like I bring in a ringer and she’s defeating my score
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| Who would’ve known this girl would slaughter every record I made
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| And I watched her get a kill screen on each game that she played
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| I was a bit afraid — but was surely turned on
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| And i knew she was a keeper when she defeated Tron
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| Took her on a barcade date
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| I’m not that special but I should feel great
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| Showed her I’m not much of a player
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| So she might run Defender on her Dragon’s Lair
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| She got that Elevator action, she doing the up and down
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| Like she’s going on a Rampage destroying the whole town
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| Showed me her Command of the Missile
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| On a grid of multicolored pixels
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| Took her on a barcade date
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| I’m not that special but I should feel great
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| Showed her I’m not much of a player
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| So she might run Defender on her Dragon’s Lair
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| She got that Elevator action, she doing the up and down
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| Like she’s going on a Rampage destroying the whole town
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| Showed me her Command of the Missile
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| On a grid of multicolored pixels
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| Man, I’m in like Flynn
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| Not Erol you stupid dummy I’m talking Kevin
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| Even though I’m obviously lacking in talent in games
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| She thought it was endearing that I tried all the same
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| So with my Pole Position secure I felt better
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| I knew it was a lock when she put on my hooded sweater
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| And she cuddled up next to me
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| And touched my balls like I’m Centipede
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| 'scuse me for being lewd I’m not used to attention
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| From the opposite sex but I believe that I mentioned
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| That clearly at the onset I think that I’m falling
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| Rapidly in love like four lined blocks in a column
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| That’s a Tetris reference — one that she’d get
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| One I’m sure she would appreciate me saying before we split
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| So I did — and she snickered
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| Then we headed back to her place for some Frogger and liquor
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| We went on a barcade date
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| Then we headed to her home to Invader each other’s Space
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| I guess we’re just a couple of players
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| 'Bout to make a Tempest in the Dragon’s Lair
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| We got the Elevator action, we doing the up and down
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| Like we going on a Rampage destroying the whole town
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| Showing our Command of the Missiles
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| From a grid of multicolored pixels
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| We went on a barcade date
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| Then we headed to her home to Invader each other’s Space
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| I guess we’re just a couple of players
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| 'Bout to make a Tempest in the Dragon’s Lair
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| We got the Elevator action, we doing the up and down
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| Like we going on a Rampage destroying the whole town
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| Showing our Command of the Missiles
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| From a grid of multicolored pixels |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Barcade Date , by - YTCracker. Song from the album Introducing Neals, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп