Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Broke In This Trendy City , by - YTCracker. Song from the album Space Mission, in the genre Рэп и хип-хопRelease date: 22.08.2010
Record label: Nerdy South
Song language: English
Broke In This Trendy City |
| I guess I’ve always been |
| Broke in this damn trendy city |
| She got her PhD from MIT |
| Post graduate degree at 23 |
| Mini-genius, precocious, computer hostess |
| SysAdmin with the mostest |
| Credentials a plenty |
| The summa cum laude |
| It’d be an understatement to say she was well endowed |
| From a small town in the Mid West |
| Got an invitation from the Bay |
| Work with the best from a startup (startup) |
| Destined for future stardom |
| She walked in the door and her eyes lit up |
| She was dressed to impress |
| But the pres' was in a J. Crew sweater vest, pair of Birkenstocks |
| He said «Come along let me show you the ropes |
| Let me tell you how it goes over here on the coast |
| VC money rains from the sky, rules don’t apply to us |
| The gwop that we spend is nuts |
| Here’s your office in the corner, work when you wish |
| When we do the IPO, we’ll be swimming like fish |
| Like McDucking the money make all of us rich |
| Or when Google buy us out for a billionish |
| So she headed to the realtor, bought herself a flat |
| Bought herself a Benz and a Louis V welcome mat |
| Monogram with the hologram TV |
| All of that, before her first check even cashed |
| Everybody wants to be |
| Appshuwadwaddy |
| Broke in this damn trendy city |
| Appshuwadwaddy (x 3) |
| I guess I’ve always been |
| Broke in this damn trendy city |
| Called her mom, told her «Man I hit the big time!» |
| Told her on the phone student loans would be gone |
| Said goodbye, shut her eyes, so excited |
| Dreamed overnight it would be |
| Everything that she dreamed of |
| Bright and early in the office |
| Eager to start this new life, Web 2.0 life, J. Crew life |
| Walked in the door and the sombre looks |
| 'cos she saw a couple movers stacking books |
| The pres was in boxes, sobbing softly |
| Slowly sipping on his Starbucks coffee |
| Said the investors' checks were late |
| 'cos the economy sucks |
| And they had to drop the deadweight |
| Checkmate, put your resume on Monster |
| Keep the faith, but you gotta understand |
| There’s more MIT grads in this town than sand |
| So plan to be broke in this trendy city |
| Everybody wants to be |
| Appshuwadwaddy |
| Broke in this damn trendy city |
| Appshuwadwaddy (x 3) |
| I guess I’ve always been |
| Broke in this damn trendy city |
| Everybody wants to be broke (x 3) |
| Broke up in this trendy city |
| Everybody wants to be broke |
| Everybody’s going broke |
| Everybody wants to be broke |
| Broke up in this trendy city |
| Everybody wants to be |
| Appshuwadwaddy |
| Broke in this damn trendy city |
| Appshuwadwaddy (x 5) |
| I guess I’ve always been |
| Broke in this damn trendy city |