| Yep.
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| SS America off Jersey coast. |
| Ladies and Gentlemen there is no cause for alarm.
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| We have a minor problem in the boiler room, but everything is now under the
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| sound effects of a nuclear blast.
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| Explosion splits the boat.
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| Dr. Benway, ships doctor, drunkenly added two inches to a four inch incision
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| with one stroke of his scalpel.
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| 'Perhaps the appendix is already out doctor?' |
| The nurse said.
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| Appearing dubiously over his shoulder, 'I saw a little scar'
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| 'The appendix already out!'
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| 'I'm taking the appendix out!'
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| 'What do you think I’m doing here?!'
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| 'Perhaps the appendix is on the left side doctor that happens sometimes you
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| know!'
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| 'Stop breathing down my neck I’m coming to that.'
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| 'Don't you think I know where an appendix is?'
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| 'I studied appendectomy in 1904 at Harvard'
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| He lifts the abdominal wall and searches around the incision dropping ashes
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| from his cigarette.
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| 'Get me a new scalpel; |
| this one’s got no edge to it!'
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| He thrusts a red fist at her. |
| The doctor reels back and flattens against the
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| wall, a bloody scalpel clutched in one hand. |
| The patient slides off the
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| operating table spilling intestines across the floor.
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| Dr. Benway sweeps instruments, cocaine and morphine into his satchel.
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| 'Sew her up, I can’t be expected to work under such conditions!'
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| By the dawns early light, Dr. Benway pushed through a crowd at the rail and
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| boarded the first flight croak.
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| 'Are you alright?' |
| he said, seating himself amongst the women, 'I'm the doctor'
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| Thank-you. |