Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Where's My Sex?, artist - Weezer.
Date of issue: 13.09.2010
Song language: English
Where's My Sex? |
Mom made my sex |
She knitted it with her hands |
Sex-making is |
A family tradition |
Going back to the caveman days |
They were walking around in a haze |
Until they figured it out |
And they said |
«Gosh dang, this is great!» |
But now I’m like a prehistoric screwball |
Walking around with no sex at all, I said |
Where’s my sex? |
I thought it was here |
Under the bench |
But it isn’t there |
I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to |
I’m running late, I can’t be late |
I can’t go out without my sex |
It’s cold outside if my toes get wet |
And people will think that I’m an alien |
Just cruising in to make a friend |
Meg likes to hide it |
She says that it gives her a kick |
It may be under the rug |
Or stuck in a shoe closet |
Or tumbling around in the washing machine |
She’s always trying to get me clean |
She adds detergent and Bounce to eliminate static cling |
It’s going to be another hour or more |
Until I am ready to walk out the door, I said |
Where’s my sex? |
I thought it was here |
Under the bench |
But it isn’t there |
I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to |
I’m running late, I can’t be late |
I can’t go out without my sex |
It’s cold outside if my toes get wet |
And people will think that I’m an alien |
Just cruising in to make a friend |
People can you hear me talking |
I know you all are happy, rawking |
Could you lend me a dime … pretty please? |
Brother, sister got time? |
I got no |
Sex on my feet |
Sex in my drawer |
Sex in my shoes |
Or sex on the floor, I said |
Where’s my sex? |
I thought it was here |
Under the bench |
But it isn’t there |
I’ve got no idea where it disappeared to |
I’m running late, I can’t be late |
I can’t go out without my sex |
It’s cold outside if my toes get wet |
And people will think that I’m an alien |
Just cruising in to make a friend |