Yes, today I'm on a roll, not otherwise -
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Muscovites are tearing themselves up in delight, -
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I calmly interrupt transmissions
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And I pull out dead balls.
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Here the referee assigns a penalty to the opponent -
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Reporters swarm at those gates.
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Only one stubbornly behind my back is bored -
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He will have a nice rest today!
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I'm sorry,
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here they hit me in the head...
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I touch -
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serve a corner.
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The tenth beats - the thing is
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What with its "dry leaf"
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He can soak the score to zero.
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The ball is in my hands - the stands are going crazy -
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Though the tenth deftly wrapped it.
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I haven't had these for a long time!..
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Only behind someone quietly suddenly sighed.
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I turned around - I hear a voice from behind the cameras:
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“Sorry, but you, boy, ruined the picture for me.
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What do you need - well, once again touch the ball with your hands, -
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Well, I would shoot a beautiful goal."
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I wanted to send it -
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did not have to:
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Barely get the ball
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managed.
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But I barely managed to get up,
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I hear again: “Here, again!
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I would catch everything, grab you - I wouldn’t let you take it off!
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“I, dear comrade, understand everything,
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But culturally I ask you: go away!
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Yes, it's better for you if I play worse,
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But believe me, I can't help you."
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Here the ninth number flies with a cannon blow -
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The reporter mutters, “Listen, let him score!
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I would take pictures of your whole family all my life for free ... "-
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The guy is almost crying. |
What do i do?!
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"It's still football,"
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I say.-
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Knife to the heart - every goal
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goalkeeper."
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“Yes, I’m like a goalkeeper for you
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I'll give you the best picture,
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Skip it - and I'll thank you!"
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I bend like a branch from the pressure of a reporter,
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Uncertainly I go to intercept ...
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I'll ask quietly partners
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So that they smashed his apparatus.
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Well, he keeps whining: "Well, friend, this is inhuman -
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Of course, you can take it, but only, sorry, -
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This is just a moment, but photography is forever.
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Well, don't move, pull!"
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Number five at twenty-two
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famous,
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He does not run, but barely
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mince.
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In the right corner the ball, ringing, -
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So, to my left, -
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It flies and impudently lies.
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In this half, we played against the wind,
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So I couldn't do anything...
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A picture of my house - two by three meters -
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As evidence of my shame.
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I curse the moment when I pleased the photographer,
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Because now I think when I take the balls:
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How many wonderful photos I have spoiled! |
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Shame torments me, even scream.
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Serpent tempter, executioner!
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How can I live?!
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So it pulls every ball
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skip.
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I fight with myself the whole match -
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Apparently, my lot is like this ...
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So, calmly - a corner is served ... |