| With 800 pounds on 18 wheels | 
| After 800 miles you know how it feels | 
| To have your rear so numb you gotta poke it | 
| To see if it’s still there | 
| Well it’s one more load to one more town | 
| Only problem is they’re all starting to sound a bit similar | 
| Lord knows they all look the same | 
| So I got some hot coffee in Furnace Creek | 
| Abut the trouble is I was never neat and I spilled it | 
| And my map and phonebook were a blur | 
| But I had a girl and a job to do | 
| Or was that job and a girl to do? | 
| I don’t know — I had to go and my velvet interior was a soggy mess | 
| I think I got a girl named Mary down in Susanville | 
| Waitin' for me to come home and make her my wife | 
| I know I got a load of somethin' goin' to somewhereville | 
| But I can’t remember which to save to save my life | 
| With a load to Mr. Johnson in Watsoville | 
| Or is that a load to Mr. Watson in Johnsonville? | 
| Well, anyway, after several days I don’t know what or if it mattered | 
| Just a load of placer to Cedarville, or a load of cedar to Placerville | 
| Or a container full of things up to Diamond Springs for an indoor swapmeet | 
| Is that a cargo of hay south to Northfork, Some plastic forks north to Hayfork | 
| Or a bunch of men’s nugget watches straight through to Pixley | 
| Or Apple Jacks down to Fall River Mills or honor snacks up to Downieville? | 
| Well, the white girls are cute that I’ve met in Blackbute | 
| But I’ll stick to the road and finish my beer and coffee | 
| Now I am marrying Jan from Susanville | 
| Or am I suing Jane from Mary’sville? | 
| Cause if I am I better call Ernie my attorney from Burney Falls | 
| Well, all I know is if I recall- | 
| She had the longest legs and she was kinda tall | 
| And prettier than a catfish | 
| With its nose up against the dam | 
| Without a girl and some time to kill I ran some baby food to Gerberville | 
| And took some airplane parts to Wilbur in Oreville | 
| Now that can’t be Wright | 
| Well it’s one more load one more town | 
| Only problem is they’re all startin' to sound a bit similar | 
| Lord knows they all look the same |