Lyrics Soccer Mom - The Vandals

Soccer Mom

Gliding across the lawn, oranges and Evian
And pizza right after the game
Just tell me where and when
Volvos and collagen
Hope you might feel the same
My Soccer mom, it’s on
Knew all along so right it’s so wrong
Pray to god that you’re thinking what I’m thinking
I know you’re brattless every other weekend
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret
No reason why it couldn’t be that way
If you say yes right now, I’ll make it work some how
Those fancy dinners don’t come free
Don’t know just where he went
But with that settlement, you should be taking me
My Soccer mom, it’s on
Knew all along so right it’s so wrong
Pray to god that you’re thinking what I’m thinking
I know you’re brattless every other weekend
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret
No reason why it couldn’t be that way
Tell me I’m the one for you, even if it isn’t true
I’d pretend to like those two snot kids
And if it had to end, I think that my heart would eventually mend
I’d keep my fingers crossed for another MILF like you
Pray to god that you’re thinking what I’m thinking
I know you’re brattless every other weekend
Let your hair down and keep it all a secret
No reason why it couldn’t be that way
Tell me I’m the one for you, even if it isn’t true
I’d pretend to like those two
I’d do anything for you my Soccer Mom